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Song Parodies -> "Alimony"

Original Song Title:

"Someone Like You"

Original Performer:

Adele

Parody Song Title:

"Alimony"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

Yeah. So that happened in entertainment. It's a bit on the nose, but w/e. Enjoy.
(Verse 1)
Simon, how much have you gave?
I doubt, that it’s more as I’m, now you’re fave
Big news at the a-wards show
The pa-par-a-zzi, were all eager to know
Our child, how will he be calm?
From an anxious, panic stricken, depressed mom

(Pre-Chorus)
I hate to see feminists demand, equality
As they, settle divorces, with all jollity
When their ex has to pay up
And lose their financial security, except he’s broker

(Chorus)
That’s okay, I’ll pay alimony
You don’t deserve what I’ve earned, homey, soo
“Go f*** yourself,” you dick
Lost a singer that’s thick
You will never receive, the taste of my sweet lipstick
You will never receive, the taste of my sweet lipstick

(Verse 2)
Albums, named from numbers
My friend, Alan Carr wed him with his colours
Leaving you behind, found out, I was blind
Your ruin, from this tune, helps me free my mind

(Pre-Chorus)

That’s okay, I’ll pay alimony
You don’t deserve what I’ve earned, homey, soo
“Go f*** yourself,” you dick
Lost a singer that’s thick
You will never receive, the taste of my sweet lipstick

(Bridge)
Angelo is set, move on no regret
A Brexit from me, more philanthropy
Can you believe that, I’m just like Taylor Swift

That’s okay, I’ll pay alimony
You don’t deserve what I’ve earned, homey, soo
“Go f*** yourself,” you dick
Lost a singer that’s thick
You will never receive, the taste of my sweet lipstick

(Chorus)
Sharing Hell with all of you in isolation.

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