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Song Parodies -> "Hell No (The Pushy Salesperson Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Hello"

Original Performer:

Adele

Parody Song Title:

"Hell No (The Pushy Salesperson Song)"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

For those of you who have had to endure the pushy salespeople who come to your door and try to sell you stuff you (mostly don't) need.
Hell no, piss off
I was wondering how you had gotten my name and number
My privacy's everything
So I do not appreciate
Appreciate your barging

Hell no, did you hear me?
I'm not interested in what you're selling unless you're selling
Girl Scout cookies, lots of them
Despite a pantry full of Girl Scout cookies I've yet to eat

It makes no difference
With sales guys
They all solicit me

Hell no, this ain't working out
This arrangement it makes me shout
So many obscenities from the highest rooftops
It's to the point where the police have been called
Hell no, I cannot cope
I am at the end of my rope
I've exhausted all of my known resources
To try to make you go away, go away on your own
On your own

Hell no, ain't happenin'
It's so typical of ya'll to try to change my mind; you should be
Ashamed of yourselves
Will you ever make a life for yourselves
Where you're not bothering me?

It's no secret
That you piss me off
In a million ways

Oh hell no, this ain't working out
This arrangement it makes me shout
So many obscenities from the highest rooftops
It's to the point where the police have been called
Hell no, I cannot cope
I am at the end of my rope
I've exhausted all of my known resources
To try to make you go away, go away on your own
On your own

Oooh, on your own
Oooh, on your own
Oooh, on your own
On your own

Hell no, this ain't working out
This arrangement it makes me shout
So many obscenities from the highest rooftops
It's to the point where the police have been called
Hell no, I cannot cope
I am at the end of my rope
I've exhausted all of my known resources
To try to make you go away, go away on your own
On your own

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Rob Arndt - January 11, 2016 - Report this comment
Me? I hate soliciting robocalls! 555 rings!!!
Rebekah Dub - January 11, 2016 - Report this comment
Oh, I hate those, too!

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