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Song Parodies -> "Slutty Costume"

Original Song Title:

"Someone Like You"

Original Performer:

Adele

Parody Song Title:

"Slutty Costume"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

I know that Halloween was about a week ago but I'm sure all these slutty costumes are still fresh in the minds of college guys everywhere. I'm sure there are other costume choices out there but every girl seems to be the sluttiest characters they can on Halloween...
Us nerds... Let our... Hair come down
Costumes... Made for girls.. Are all slutty now
Through slurs... Guys will say "You're cute"
On this holiday... We'll wear hooker boots
This trend... Makes me roll my eyes
Time to show my huge rack... It's Halloween night

I'll paint my whole damn body blue call me Smurfette
And wear a mini skirt but is it worth it?
I'll pack a bunch of mace
While other gals might permit for free drinks... Eyes are up here bub!

Lose my mind, Must buy slutty costumes
Next to nothing, Flash my breasts at you... Dude
Hunks flirt with me, Get bent!
I don't dig that Axe scent
We're forced to dress like sluts or else we're called prudes instead
No clown shows off her butt in tube tops and those fishnets, Blah!

This blows... Wear this... Disguise
Creepers... All act strange... As they watch our behinds
Almost porn this day
Through this college phase
Cheep beer built the rise
Of this slutty craze

Jill wanted a Men In Black suit just like Will Smith
The chick style's strange it's almost a fifth
Of what the men's encased
I thought that all was a myth but it's true
That ours is smaller

Hear me sigh... I'll try slutty costumes
Got me blushing... Seems my chest has grew... Oooooh
Once got candy, Threw eggs
Now in college tap kegs
I'm not your average slut you won't get me into bed, Noooo...

Dress like Care Bears or Furbys or Cher
Or Severus Snape they're all built the same
Strippers have shown less human flesh than these teens!

In a bind... I'll buy slutty costumes
Went out clubbing these chicks are near nude
It's disgusting, I'm stressed
Till November we're dressed
Mix of Mario and slut, I wish I had some new threads

Getting fined, Unkind Mr. Cop Dude
Bust is busting, Not my fault it's true!
Hit up parties, Show legs
For some long pants I've begged
I told you I'm not a slut just one for the holiday... Yeah...
I told you I'm not a slut just one for the holiday...

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 14

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Peter Andersson - November 08, 2013 - Report this comment
We're both being targeted by The One Guy today, it seems he neither like girls dressing down for Halloween or guys dressing up for cold November - schizo bastard!Anyway, from me you're getting a 555 square decimeters space blanket to cover up in!
Abbott Skelding - November 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Very funny idea, a lot of funny lines in here...but the pacing seemed off to me. Probably not your fault, I'll chalk that up to Adele's singing...great work!
Agrimorfee - November 17, 2013 - Report this comment
I think the pacing was 100%,with lotsa great lines, the topic was original and your commitment to the POV of the girl was consistent. Maybe those 1s are from pissed off plus-sized Adele fans, Matty.
bobpiecheese - November 24, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I was a little worried at first with the topic you chose, but you handled it beautifully, especially the way you brought up how "sexy whatever" costumes are the only kind that seems to be in the stores. Would've been nice to bring up homemade costumes - whether as the option the singer chose or as an option untaken due to cost - but you can't have everything. 555 slaps to creepy a-holes!
Blaydeman - November 26, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I also liked the change in POV from what I thought it was going to be. I also liked that this character doesn't like the social pressure of dressing slutty on Halloween. It was refreshing actually.
Max Power - November 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Good work, not sure why it got unobombed, must be Adele fans.

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