-> "Slutty Costume"
Original Song Title:
"Someone Like You"
Parody Song Title:
Us nerds... Let our... Hair come down
Costumes... Made for girls.. Are all slutty now
Through slurs... Guys will say "You're cute"
On this holiday... We'll wear hooker boots
This trend... Makes me roll my eyes
Time to show my huge rack... It's Halloween night
I'll paint my whole damn body blue call me Smurfette
And wear a mini skirt but is it worth it?
I'll pack a bunch of mace
While other gals might permit for free drinks... Eyes are up here bub!
Lose my mind, Must buy slutty costumes
Next to nothing, Flash my breasts at you... Dude
Hunks flirt with me, Get bent!
I don't dig that Axe scent
We're forced to dress like sluts or else we're called prudes instead
No clown shows off her butt in tube tops and those fishnets, Blah!
This blows... Wear this... Disguise
Creepers... All act strange... As they watch our behinds
Almost porn this day
Through this college phase
Cheep beer built the rise
Of this slutty craze
Jill wanted a Men In Black suit just like Will Smith
The chick style's strange it's almost a fifth
Of what the men's encased
I thought that all was a myth but it's true
That ours is smaller
Hear me sigh... I'll try slutty costumes
Got me blushing... Seems my chest has grew... Oooooh
Once got candy, Threw eggs
Now in college tap kegs
I'm not your average slut you won't get me into bed, Noooo...
Dress like Care Bears or Furbys or Cher
Or Severus Snape they're all built the same
Strippers have shown less human flesh than these teens!
In a bind... I'll buy slutty costumes
Went out clubbing these chicks are near nude
It's disgusting, I'm stressed
Till November we're dressed
Mix of Mario and slut, I wish I had some new threads
Getting fined, Unkind Mr. Cop Dude
Bust is busting, Not my fault it's true!
Hit up parties, Show legs
For some long pants I've begged
I told you I'm not a slut just one for the holiday... Yeah...
I told you I'm not a slut just one for the holiday...
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