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Song Parodies -> "Feel My Plums"

Original Song Title:

"Make You Feel My Love"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Feel My Plums"

Parody Written by:

Jj Lucia-wright

The Lyrics

i wrote this at college inbetween training sessions during staff developement week thank you to vicky for kumquats !
When the king Edwards
have not been washed
And the pak choy are mostly squashed
and all my salad leaves are far from tossed
I’ll let you feel my plums

When my bananas sadly have no bend
and my spring onions all droop at one end
and my cucumbers have yet to extend
I’ll let you feel my plums

I know you
Haven't made
Your mind up yet
I’d never hurry you along
this week my celery is slightly limp
and my courgettes aint very long

ive got berry’s
ive got black and blue
ive got packs made up
ideal for stews
ive got giant mango’s 3 for 2
I’ll let you feel my plums

mushrooms and grapes
lettuce and celery
ive got kumquats you wont forget
ive even got a rainproof canopy
don’t like my mung beans getting wet

ive got giant turnips that do need a tweak
had a batch of stumpy leeks
as you can tell
it hasn’t been my week
I’ll let you feel my plums
god bless dylan - not adele !

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