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Song Parodies -> "Poor Fickle Bronies"

Original Song Title:

"My Little Pony TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

6 Pony Characters (Lauren Faust lyrics)

Parody Song Title:

"Poor Fickle Bronies"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

On Comcast I did some investigation of the revised "My Little Pony" show on HUB and watched 3 episodes. While the show was perfect for little girls like my 5 year old niece, I can't possibly imagine grown men of age 18-30+ obsessing over it. The whole appeal of rainbows, sparkles, magic, and female ponies associated with men made me think immediately of gender confusion or Low-T, Gay Pride, and the Bi-curious crowd. I think the Bronys or Bronies (both are accurate spellings) need psychiatric help. I can understand a child and a young adult being curious over gender roles and investigating diversity. But adult men that love this show would seem to indicate a desire towards homosexuality or Bi-sexuality. I can't imagine what percentage of claimed Straight crowd's reason would be for watching this show and collecting little girly ponies. In my life, I love horses and have a collection of them, but they are war horses and the Trojan horse. I had 3 dolls- Bild Lillis, but they were German prostitute adult dolls meant for re-sale and profit, never played with, but guarded. I found the MLP experience disturbing, so I wrote this parody. I am not against Gay people or Bi-sexuals at all b/c they usually will just come right out and say they like it for that reason. But it is the Straight males that concern me. This show was MADE for LITTLE GIRLS, not adult men.
Poor fickle Bronies, Poor fickle Bronies
Sob, sob, sob, sob…

(Poor fickle Bronies)
Men watching a girl’s show’s hard to believe
(Poor fickle Bronies)
They’re all living out sick fantasies

Sick pleasure

Perverted fun

Show gets them off

They know it’s wrong

Sexual lewdness

Tell you what they need:
Testosterone against Low-T!!!

Gender crisis for Bronies
Some very confused men turned into Fems!!!

“Friendship is magic” but this sh*t needs to end…

[Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity would all agree
Twilight Sparkle? Certainly!]

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 17

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bobpiecheese - July 26, 2012 - Report this comment
What's that? Well-written characters? Engaging plot? Genuine humour? BAH, of course not, obviously anyone watching My Little Pony is a complete closet-case because how dare any man not be 100% MANLY MAN EAT RAW STEAK GRRRR. Next time, do your research instead of jumping to insensitive and moronic conclusions based on nothing but the opening theme and a handful of out-dated stereotypes concerning gender roles. Also, concerning your "aimed at LITTLE GIRLS" line, here's a quote from Lauren Faust herself: I didn’t create this show for little girls, I created it for little girls and their parents —- including male parents. It only stands to reason that adult animation fans without children may like it too. The belief that boys shouldn’t be interested in girl things is the main reason there’s hardly anything decent for girls in animation — or almost any media for that matter. It’s a backwards, sexist, outdated attitude". There.
The Brad Hatter - July 26, 2012 - Report this comment
I like Applejack myself ;-)
e - June 05, 2020 - Report this comment
it is a bit too offensive to bronies.

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