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Song Parodies -> "Keyed My Car"

Original Song Title:

"See You Go"

Original Performer:

3OH!3

Parody Song Title:

"Keyed My Car"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

a very unfortunate thing to happen... or is it?
Verse 1: My friend burst through the doorway
He said, “You must see this!”
Thought that there was no way
His claims I could dismiss (That’s not how this case is…)
Then I saw that site (Ooo, I saw that site)
Must have happened on this night (Someone sure was filled with spite)
T-t-t-to hold their key real tight (T-t-t-to hold it oh so tight)
And drag it up and down the sides (Man, that just ain’t right)

Chorus: Now what’s so bad I see?
That someone keyed my car!
Scraped up my Mazda 3
And carved a little star!
I shout, “Oh why me?!”
Why did my car get keyed?
I cannot conceive
Cuz I don’t do misdeeds
So why’d I have to be
The guy with the keyed car?

Verse 2: Now who’s starting trouble?
I’m asking for just one clue
The barkeep had a suspect
And it seemed she hasn’t left yet
Took a seat next to her barstool (near her barstool)
To find a reason for this project (for this project)
When I asked she was perplexed (Sh-sh-sh-sh-she was perplexed)
Thought it belonged to her ex
Thought it belonged to her ex

Chorus: She said she was sorry
For taking it too far
Thought it was her ex Steve’s
Who drove that ‘xact same car
So she bought me drinks
To fix her dumb hijinks
And my anger shrinks
But then I start to think
“What if we go find Steve?
And key that bastard’s car!”

Bridge: We found his ride right around three
We crept right up and pull out our keys
I grabbed my phone and snapped a pic
For back home, so my boys trust this
But on that night right around three
Once we were done and holstered our keys
We were alone, just two culprits
Took her home, and we shared a kiss

Chorus: So now I am happy
That this chick keyed my car
That first night was crazy
Who knew it’d go so far?
I don’t wish on thee to have your car get keyed
But it worked for me, now I have everything
Way back in March ‘13
Your mother keyed my car

Car, car, car, car
Car, car, car, car
Car, car, car, car
I know I do this kind of "storybook happy-ending" thing a lot, but isn't that kind of what we all want in life. If it doesn't happen in real life, why not write things that do? At least it exists somewhere. March 26, 2013. Please rate and COMMENT! :)

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John Lomain - March 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Well written
Max Power - April 18, 2013 - Report this comment
555 dollars worth of new paint job.
Agrimorfee - April 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Cute lttle story about vandalism. Liked it very much.
bobpiecheese - April 24, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) Wow, I was expecting justifiable rage, and I got genuine heart. I approve! 555 feels!
Matthias - April 24, 2013 - Report this comment
I would love to see this story played out in a How I Met Your Mother episode. It seems that K/L brings out a bunch of HIMYM fandom. This was brilliant and I really loved the story because I can totally see it.
Abbott Skelding - April 25, 2013 - Report this comment
I could totally see this as a HIMYM episode, Ted is the guy whose car got keyed...and for some reason, they got mixed up again and key Barney's car hahaha. Great job with this!
glen s - April 25, 2013 - Report this comment
I agree great storytelling here. Enjoyed the twist ending and nice work on the multi-rhymes
Red Ant - April 26, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) Thought this would be limited and not go anywhere really, however I agree 100% with Aggy and 2nz: nice, funny story and some good, unexpected rhymes (the whole 2nd verse and the "culprits/kiss" line stood out the most). $555 to buff out your car and a case of rubbers lol
Peter Andersson - April 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Let's see if I've got this right: She keyed your car and you bunked her trunk? ;-)
Abbott Skeding - April 27, 2013 - Report this comment
See above, still great on the second read!
bobpiecheese - April 30, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!

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