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Song Parodies -> "Honey Glazed Ham"

Original Song Title:

"Shard Dressed Man"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Honey Glazed Ham"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

Fresh meat, New loaf
And I am gonna purchase boooootthhhhh
Grey Poupon, apple pie
Its time to eat before I start to cry
They come to dinner as fast as they can
Cause all the kids are crazy for the honey glazed ham

Lets watch, everything
They aren't leaving not a single thing
Munching, chewing down, baby
When they finish they're gonna burp it out
They come to dinner as fast as they can
Cause all the kids are crazy for the honey glazed ham

All done, no more
They were eating honey ham galore
White plates, trashed up
Getting to them bout there true love
They come to dinner as fast as they can
Cause all the kids are crazy for the honey glazed ham



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Know 1 can hear you dream - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
You can't go wrong with food parodies, unless you have to many syllables in the chorus. Good idea though. 333 with optional dessert potential.

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