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Song Parodies -> "I'm The Produce King"

Original Song Title:

"Notice Me"

Original Performer:

Zetta Bytes

Parody Song Title:

"I'm The Produce King"

Parody Written by:

David Jensen

The Lyrics

"I'm The Produce King"

I work here at Grocery World
Don't have time to find a girl
They say that I just work too much
But I say I don't work enough
Cause of my produce I am proud
And you can come and check it out
You'll see that mine is not the same
You'll see that theirs is really lame
Come by and I will show
The best produce that a farmer ever grows

You can thump my fruit
You can squeeze my squash
I'm the produce king
You can sniff my pears
You can taste my grapes
I'm the produce king
All I want to do out loud is sing
That I am the produce king

Got heads of lettuce crisp and round
Delicious melons firm and sound
Bananas just came off the ship
Be careful of the peels don't slip
Now I have berries red and blue
Some tangerines and honeydew
Come on in and you will see
I have all you really need
Oh please don't take too long
You'd better come inside before it is all gone
Trust me

I'm not like the rest
Because my produce is the best
You see there ain't no one like me
It's really who I'm meant to be
There ain't no one like me

Oh please don't take too long
You'd better come inside before it is all gone
Trust me
(Chrous) 2x

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