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Song Parodies -> "Constipation Survivor!"

Original Song Title:

"Soul Survivor"

Original Performer:

Young Jeezy feat. Akon

Parody Song Title:

"Constipation Survivor!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

It's good song!
Turkey and Sour Craut
Trying to take it easy...
no where to go
Gotta go...

If you're lookin for me I'll be on the pot
with my crack dropped
Sucking on Ex-lax

Cause I had some beans
Just dropping the beans

If you're wondering where I'm at
You can check the back
Where I'm
Dumping the snack

If you are waiting
You better get home

At night I can't sleep
My butt will not fail
It's pushing me on
To the break of dawn (Break of Dawn)
The pushing is pacing
I'm not just a wastin
I'ma put it all out then keep the racing

If you lookin for me I'll be at the shop
Keepin' my cheeks dropped
Putting all the pressure out

If you had diarrhea
Then you had to peea

If I put it all out
I'll be stingin with aftershock
Coping with the enima

It's not just my stomach
It's all in my Buttocks

The guards were watching
They smelled something bile
They landed on the ground
With a big fat smile
Their like the common cold
Their so contageous
I put another stink bomb
in the Can, betta believe it

If you lookin for me, you can find me
on the pot, just making a noise
Cause I have double Es, made a shot
It's on the wall

Makin it out now, Just makin it out now
Makin it come out, Just movin' it out now...

If you lookin for me, I'll be on the pot
With my wipe dropped
Cleanin' up my mess now

If you an audiophile
Check my butt out now

If you suffer from claustrophobia,
You better stay away, Or i'll
Probably have another heart attack.

If you a rider
I'm just sippin some sider

© betta' believe it

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Bobert Funnyman - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
You suck this is one of the worst parodies ive ever read why do you retarded people who think youre funny have to waste my time
BDWGameManiac - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Reply:I like wasting your time!
E.D.S - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
This is soooo grose. This song is my favorite song of all time and to see it be taken down this much makes me really sick. If it was funny I wouldn't mind ,but anyone who reads this I bet agrees with me this parodies really times 19000000000000 SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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