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Song Parodies -> "The Show 'Survivor'"

Original Song Title:

"Soul Survivor"

Original Performer:

Young Jeezy/Akon

Parody Song Title:

"The Show 'Survivor'"

Parody Written by:

Slightly Unusual Mike

The Lyrics

My masterpiece!
CBS...CBS...CBS...
On this desert island....
Off the coast of Thailand...
Trying not to go,
Before...
(We win it!)

CHORUS:
If you're looking for me I'll be on the beach,
Eating a peach possibly covered by a leech now,
'Cause I applied for
The TV show "Survivor
'Cause all the viewers know the show don't stop,
Tryin' to make it to the top,
Before you're voted off now,
If you applied for
The TV show "Survivor"

VERSE 1:
Tonight I can't sleep, we're stranded on here,
First they crash the jet plane, then they run out of beer,
Campfire, yeah it's burning so bright,
Please Lord, don't let them vote me off tonight.
Who, me? It's the show "Survivor,"
Ask about it on TV Guide, the one who rode the tide now,
A seaweed leaf on my back, This island sucks,
But screw the boat home, I wanna win the million bucks.

CHORUS

VERSE 2:
Another day, another challenge.
Same land, same sand, same trees, same breeeze,
I guess we've got the same needs.
Or is it just the same desires?
What we need light blubs for? We got fires.
Real contenders don't budge,
When it's neccesary, we just drink that sludge.
My knee deep in urine,
So when it's time to vote off, I'll get immunity.
Team up like I'm telling you, man,
And if you get sent home don't mention my name.
Forgive me, Lord; I know I ain't livin' right,
Gotta get it on, this is the final night.
It was nine whole months; never got old,
But I was an ironman even when things got cold.
This ain't publicity, slacker, this is my night,
And if I win this big matchup, I've got the easy life!

CHORUS:

VERSE 3:
Gotta get on the cruise off that island,
Gotta sip that booze before I get to my land,
Got so much paper for all my future ages,
That Millionare Mag will have me on their pages.
Life savings, won't be going to Vegas,
Just enough to attract all the beautiful ladies,
You cant beat the prize I was dealt,
Or for that matter, even how I just felt.
Was bloody, and gory, but this event will be a great story.
Got my luxury suite, and believe me I tried,
Will be livin' real large 'till the day that I die!

HOOK:
If you know me well, you'll see I'm glad
To be back with my family and friends,
Not to mention, you can see,
I have a lot of money to spend.
I'll keep on spendin' now,
I'll just keep on spendin' now,
I'll keep on spendin now,
I'll just keep on spendin' now...

CHORUS
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Agrimorfee - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS (Dont know the original song), but that shouldn't detract people from reading and enjoying this. The match of "Sole Survivor" and "show survivor" is a winning riff. It's obvious that you worked very hard on this, and I commend you for it.
edwin - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
i want to hear this song not read it but it is very funny

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