Beans...
Turkey and Sour Craut
Trying to take it easy...
no where to go
Gotta go...

If you're lookin for me I'll be on the pot
with my crack dropped
Possibly
Sucking on Ex-lax

Cause I had some beans
(YEEAA)
Just dropping the beans
(YEAAA)

If you're wondering where I'm at
You can check the back
Where I'm
Dumping the snack

If you are waiting
(YEEAA)
You better get home

At night I can't sleep
My butt will not fail
It's pushing me on
To the break of dawn (Break of Dawn)
The pushing is pacing
I'm not just a wastin
I'ma put it all out then keep the racing

If you lookin for me I'll be at the shop
Keepin' my cheeks dropped
Possibly
Putting all the pressure out

If you had diarrhea
(YEEAA)
Then you had to peea

If I put it all out
I'll be stingin with aftershock
Possibly
Coping with the enima

It's not just my stomach
(YEEAA)
It's all in my Buttocks

The guards were watching
They smelled something bile
They landed on the ground
With a big fat smile
Their like the common cold
Their so contageous
I put another stink bomb
in the Can, betta believe it

If you lookin for me, you can find me
on the pot, just making a noise
Cause I have double Es, made a shot
It's on the wall

Makin it out now, Just makin it out now
Makin it come out, Just movin' it out now...

If you lookin for me, I'll be on the pot
With my wipe dropped
Possibly
Cleanin' up my mess now

If you an audiophile
(YEEAA)
Check my butt out now
(YEEAA)

If you suffer from claustrophobia,
You better stay away, Or i'll
possibly
Probably have another heart attack.

If you a rider
(YEEAA)
I'm just sippin some sider