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Song Parodies -> "Can't Pay, Won't Go"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Stop, Won't Stop"

Original Performer:

Young Gunz

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Pay, Won't Go"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

For those of you that don't have a vehicle, and prefer to go by bus to anyplace, you better get the money out of your pocket and wait for the bus to come, because this one is for you.
Uh....Youngstaz....Bif & Jet...chia....uh
It's offical state P representaz...woo...woo
DJ Q*Bert
Uh...Youngstaz...Bif & Jet...chia...uh
It's offical state representaz...woo....woo

Can't pay, won't go, have to take the bus because my
Car broke down baby, car broke down
All the drivers love us
Cause we can go if were short on dough

It's a bus ride to take us
and on time to make up
Money in the cup
when the doors pull up
It's the youngstaz, Bif and Lil' Jet
Got on the #1, met this girl named Kiki
Home base drinking Cocoa back there
Keep your mouth shut, you do that there
Yes, it's only right at the buildings we stare
Hop on the MATA, see the greeny bus there
When I pull that cord, then let's go and it gets left, yo
Mommy's huggin' the baby, yo, I'm young tho
said her husband lives in Texas, yo
Now could it be on the #1, Ladies check fo, Yes, purses
Got grown women at 20-30 age
The bus goes all kinda ways, twisting and turning everything
An hour before school day
It ain't about the age, it's where you go
And it was a joke, because I wore jammies, Hey...

(repeat chorus 2x)

It always treats you right when you're short on cash
Buildings right past it, locations you're accessing
Let's get on the #1, when the bus driver in his work suit comes
U know the rules when you have to stop yappin'
Ain't no rappin', dancin' or hand clappin'
Plastic Bags somewhere in the ditch (yea)
Some grocery stores, Walgreens selling kitsch (yea)
Take a newspaper, the stuff we heard over
Now I gotta tell my friends what happened
You betta believe the bus driver's in charge (yea)
He's got some money, tell us where you want to charge (yea)
Bif & Jet, we ridin' the bus (beep)
MATA bus keeps poppin while we playin' RoadBlasters

(repeat chorus 2x)

They see the Younga, All the college girls love the Younga
When I get on the bus wearing Rocawear (wear!)
Little bit of jewels treat me like I do care (care)
Read about bowling, learn strikes and spares (spares)
I know I stay on the bus, It's a good thing, and after me it's Jet lookin' at jewelry things...Look (together)
Better look at the girl, in a hot tan (together)
Sit next to her to see if she's a sports fan (together)
Magazine that I read, TSN or ESPN
There's no I in team, when I see guide dogs
Ride the bus, baby girl, Ain't no shame in my game
Keep an eye for the bus, you know, never brag
Never blab what you saw
Let that MATA bus stop at the corner quick on the draw (for sure!)
Don't tell us about some cash that I want (woooo!)
Spend a little money when you ride the MATA bus (for real)

(repeat chorus 2x)

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MICHAEL - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
raven - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
i love that song can't stop won't and i like the chorus to this song

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