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Song Parodies -> "Charmander"

Original Song Title:

"Salt Shaker"

Original Performer:

Yin Yang Twins

Parody Song Title:

"Charmander"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

I've been slacking on it, but I finally able to relaunch my "Gotta Spoof'em All!" Project! Hopefully I can complete a least one of these a week (maybe more, we'll see). But this one is about the bad-assdom that is CHARMANDER!
Intro: Gotta Spoof’em All…
Char… Char… Char…
Char… Char… Char…
Char…

Chorus: Time to go!
Make this stage all melted
Blaze so much I call him Willie Nelson
Blows, fires like a tornado
Your guy’s hot? Then mine’s a volcano
He’s blazing! He’s scalding red!
He’s flaming! Should have fled!
Char you like a Charmander (char you like a Charmander)
Char you like a Charmander (char you like a Charmander)

Verse 1:Battles poppin’, watch your roster faint
This trainer’s a trainer, won’t show restraint
Scorch the Earth, with this red lizard
Set’cha all ablazin’, make ya back region burn
Ember’s at your feet, all up out of answers
(Crackle, crackle, crackle)
Turn you to Colonel Sanders
Burning through gyms like limbs of Bulba vines
Journey with wins, Fire Spins you guys
Grass rivals get themselves some Fire Fang
If you’re a dragon, then Dragon Rage
He’s the right choice for the strong men
If you ain’t in agreeance, well go on then
He beats Squirtle, ain’t shelled in
If you think Bulbasaur, c’mon then!
He’s just gonna waste a Bulba to ashes
And mine is stronger than Ash’s

Chorus: Time to go!
Erase like amnesia
Smoke so much I call him Wiz Khalifa
Strong, like a fine crescendo
Think you’re hot? Wait for his Inferno
He’s blazing! He’s scalding red!
He’s flaming! Should have fled!
Char you like a Charmander (char you like a Charmander)
Char you like a Charmander (char you like a Charmander)

Verse 2: Blast’em all buddy, got that badge comin’
Burnt to ash, going down, make a trainer want it
Blast’em all buddy, got that badge comin’
Burnt to ash, going down, make a trainer want it
Powers grow more and more he’s a master trainer’s dream
Evolves to what a master trainer needs
Powers grow more and more he’s a master trainer’s dream
Evolves to what a master trainer needs
Smokescreen in it, you can’t hit it
Pop out then critical hit it
Smokescreen in it, you can’t hit it
Pop out then critical hit it
Now, choose a type: Grass type, gets dropped!
Choose a type: Bug type, gets dropped!
Choose a type: Ice type, gets dropped!
Choose a type: Steel type, gets dropped!

Chorus: Time to go!
Leave your butt all steamin’
Burnt so much I call him Morgan Freeman
Bold, like a wise old wizard
Turtles are fine, but I want the lizard
He’s blazing! He’s scalding red!
He’s flaming! Should have fled!
Char you like a Charmander (char you like a Charmander)
Char you like a Charmander (char you like a Charmander)

Verse 3: Do you like the Donald, fired again
Not much you can do in a Fire Spin
Burst on the stage, got that tail lit
And all I face will get Tail Whipped
You like that? Do it again!
Here’s a small surprise I taught him to Dig
Gunning for that badge and I’m planning to win
Use that Double Team, I got Char-Char twins
Some much fire and strength in two feet
That house a salamander that brings heat
Burn you trainers when he uses Flamethrower
Crispify, can’t deny certified pro
In the game starting out (is he for real?!)
Fire-type plenty of strength to beat the gym
By now you should know, if not you a turtle
You can’t even battle, you’ll lose and your eyes will Squirtle

Chorus: Time to go!
I guess I should warn ya
He’s always ablaze, I call him California
Blow, like a fearsome dragon
My teams fine, but you roster’s draggin’
He’s blazing! He’s scalding red!
He’s flaming! Should have fled!
Char you like a Charmander (char you like a Charmander)
Char you like a Charmander (char you like a Charmander)
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Matthias - June 12, 2014 - Report this comment
Great to see this making a come back maybe in 150 years you'll have all 150 Pokemon written about. Just giving you a hard time. This was SMOKIN'!!!

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