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Song Parodies -> "Razor"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Yin Yang Twins

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Waters

The Lyrics

this about a guy who moved in with this SUPERFINE girl that gradually turned into a fat SUPER hairy sasquatch
every now and then you get waves
most times you need to shave
cause you look just like an ape
got to listen to your razor

buzz b-b buzz buzz buzz
yo a$$ hair look like peach fuzz
I should have known (should have known)
her nappy hair done broke the comb
now hairballs everywhere

This for them fellas who got less hair then they women
and they get the hair caught up in the bags of chips an' dip an' the bucket of chicken
didn't think it was an issue
that the girl had to shave more than you do,
but, shawty thought she was set
hair started growing out like chia pets
and let me tell you what's annoying man
when you gots to fish hairballs out the drain
tryna tell yo girl that a it's damn shame, every time it's the same.
even in the rain
I know you know I ain't gone go for you taking care of me
really thought I could endure
then I saw it on the floor
got hair in my dime bag of weed


A lil more cream a lil less hair
before I run to the store an' get a can of nair
I'm at the point of no return and I can't take no mo
cause yo leg hair is bigger the my 12 inch fro
hope you payin attention cause yo neck hair need clippin'
can't bring you round my friends
cause yo back hair eclipsin'
I wanna beat ya head in wit a small piece of tin
trim up with your fake lil razor with your tiny lil blazer
need to use a big ass shaver
really ain't no razor but try to pretend
I'm going to keeping sipping my Hen, an' drinkin' my cris
cause I gots ta be drunk to deal with this, hair up in my herb
the shedding is absurd
hair up in her ear like she killed a bay bird (go shave!)


One day I walked in the bathroom
found out my girl needed to groom
back hair covering up her hot pink thong
made me throw up cause it was so wrong
telling me you ain't had a piece of fried chicken
but yo hair is all up the fixins'
say you ain't nothing but some hairy men
say you shave, shave but it don't do nothing
girl I know it's a shame to end it like this,
but you need to shave yo hairy pussy lips
like cindy off scary movie
but you need to shave cause i ain't bobby
then I thought about it you can't
yo funk done killed all the plants
to hell with that hairy a$$ hoe
so I'm going to leave her a lone
put back in the forest to roam
that's why she gone


this is not a song about ugly women
this is a song about hairy women.
I do love you but yo armpits stank sometimes
so shave off that. hah

YEAH!!! (echoing)

ATL HOE NIGGACopyright 2000-2003 Courtesy of ATM COMICS

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