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Song Parodies -> "Lakers"

Original Song Title:

"Salt Shaker"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ying Yang Twins

Parody Song Title:

"Lakers"

Parody Written by:

Alim

The Lyrics

Go Lakers
Winning for the Lakers
Chorus:
Kobe drive, on the floor wide open
Shoot so much they call him ballhoggin
Shaq, like an eighteen wheeler
That star fine but this star killer
He's dunkin, he's soakin wet
He's dunkin, he's soakin wet
They winning for the Lakers(winnin for the Lakers)
Winning for the Lakers(winning for the Lakers)

Verse 1:
Shaq dunkin, while opponents hate
First shot in, no time to wait.
Make em win, with your dominant force,
Take it to your opponents till they end up hurt
Get an easy lay up or get to the line
While opponents are wasting time
Big and powerful all the time
Soon he'll be makin free throw's from the line

Verse 2:
100 dollars, get your ass to the game
If you got 1000, you sit with the stars of L.A.
Opponents, bring your game at night and day
If you ain't got it, the Lakers shall make you pay.
They ain't no rookies they're true men
If you ain't givin effort then don't play then
Why do opponents bother to play the game
When the Lakers are whoopin their ass all day

Chorus

Verse 3:
Grab the ball Kobe, put your hands on it
Drive on to the hoop, put the ball in the basket
Grab the ball Kobe, put your hands on it
Drive on to the hoop, put the ball in the basket
Lay up the ball into the ten foot hoop
Dunk the ball in the ten foot hoop
Lay up the ball into the ten foot hoop
Dunk the ball in the ten foot hoop
Get in the flow of it, then drive it
Like Phil said, keep shoot, shootin it
Get in the flow of it, then drive it
Like Phil said, keep shoot, shootin it.
Drive the ball real fast then dunk(awww yeah!!!!!)
Drive the ball real fast then dunk(awww yeah!!!!!)
Drive the ball real fast then dunk(awww yeah!!!!!)
Drive the ball real fast then dunk(awww yeah!!!!!)

Chorus

Verse 4
Slam it in the hoop, five or ten
But watch Shaq finish with a 30-10.
He gets in your face and blocks the shot then
And grabs down the board, hope for opponents end.
Phil likes that now do it again
Heres another block, opponent don't try again.
Work for a title that they planning to win
Dedicate the title to Chick Hearn and to the fans
Eighty two, games in a season
After that, sixteen more to be a champion.
All the players, running all on the floor
Phil can't deny certified coach
Lakers the best team, cant deny( this for real)
Hundred points plenty time will guarantee a win
At day they practice, but night they turn winners
You other teams can't compete, as it is all about the Lakers

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