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Song Parodies -> "Roasting Avenue"

Original Song Title:

"Ocean Avenue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Yellowcard

Parody Song Title:

"Roasting Avenue"

Parody Written by:

Kim M.

The Lyrics

This song is about a canibal who ate his friend, but if only he would have found some salt, he could taste even better! Yes, it's a gross song, but it is kinda funny!
There's a place called Roasting Avenue
Where I used to sit and barbeque
We were all hungry and you tasted nice
I cooked you all day and ate you up all night

There's a place on the corner of Scary Street
Where we ate your fingers and your feet
First we barbequed you, then deep fried
We ate you in one night

If I could find some salt you would taste better
There's no salt left at the burger vendor
I know some way some how you will taste better
Let some salt fall from the sky to make you taste just right

There's a piece of your flesh that's here with me
It's everywhere I go it's everything I see
When I sleep I dream you're an apple pie
I can make believe that you taste just right

If I could find some salt you would taste better
There's no salt left at the burger vendor
I know some way some how you will taste better
Let some salt fall from the sky to make you taste just right

I remember the look in your eyes
When I told you you're dinner tonight
You were telling me, "Don't eat me you canibal!"
You didn't really want to die
But hey, it was dinnertime
We were cooking you all night, you tasted nice

If I could find some salt you will taste better
There's no salt left at the burger vendor
I know some way some how you will taste better
Let some salt fall from the sky to make you taste just right!

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Overall Rating: 4.3

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matt - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
awesome
poop - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
it was kinda funny
pheonix - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
i love this parody; my friends are always singing ocean ave. which i HATE with a passion deep from the depths of my fiery soul. so whenever they start, i just sing roasting avenue, and they look at me like i'm weird. HURRAH FOR THE WEIRD PEOPLE!!!
funknick - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
i admire your song-wighting capabilities but you s*ck compared to me, die die die die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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