-> "Roasting Avenue"
Original Song Title:
"Ocean Avenue"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Roasting Avenue"
Parody Written by:
Kim M.
The Lyrics
There's a place called Roasting Avenue
Where I used to sit and barbeque
We were all hungry and you tasted nice
I cooked you all day and ate you up all night
There's a place on the corner of Scary Street
Where we ate your fingers and your feet
First we barbequed you, then deep fried
We ate you in one night
If I could find some salt you would taste better
There's no salt left at the burger vendor
I know some way some how you will taste better
Let some salt fall from the sky to make you taste just right
There's a piece of your flesh that's here with me
It's everywhere I go it's everything I see
When I sleep I dream you're an apple pie
I can make believe that you taste just right
If I could find some salt you would taste better
There's no salt left at the burger vendor
I know some way some how you will taste better
Let some salt fall from the sky to make you taste just right
I remember the look in your eyes
When I told you you're dinner tonight
You were telling me, "Don't eat me you canibal!"
You didn't really want to die
But hey, it was dinnertime
We were cooking you all night, you tasted nice
If I could find some salt you will taste better
There's no salt left at the burger vendor
I know some way some how you will taste better
Let some salt fall from the sky to make you taste just right!
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