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Song Parodies -> "The New Bonnie and Clyde"

Original Song Title:

"Ocean Avenue"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The New Bonnie and Clyde"

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The Lyrics

This song is a salute to the five-finger discount and stupid criminal stories. :)
There's a place by One Dollar Venue
Where we made our pacts and blood virtues
We would beat up kids and they would take flight
Punching by day robbing banks all night
Robbing banks all night

There's a bank by a corner berry tree
We would sneak past guards and the police
We were so cunning and full of might
Taking their stash by the dark of night
By the dark of night

If we could find the car we'd be so clever
Fly to Mexico and cause displeasure
And if our cash runs out we'll blow a safe straight away

Grab the gun, honey, it's time to leave
Take the cash and go, we have found victory
When we reap, it's like I'm on a high
You bombastic thief, your big butcher knife

We have to fly now, hun, so pull the lever
What a haughty time we'll have together
You and me as one on our endeavors
We'll be world renowned, baby, and that's all it takes

We'll start a bowling enterprise, or something that we will surmise
Loads of cash ain't bad for one night, my dear, for now
Green's so pretty that I might cry
And fifty bucks of that sum is all mine
We're the best since Bonnie and Clyde
My dear, for now

Let's just go find our car, pick now or never
We'll drink on the rocks and scotch forever
We are pilferers in pants of pleather
Our world's upside down, spinning, just let's get away

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