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Song Parodies -> "Life of a Loser"

Original Song Title:

"Life of a Salesman"

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Parody Song Title:

"Life of a Loser"

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The Lyrics

I <3 Yellowcard
"Life Of A Loser"

Why am I a loser
Tell me why I'm me man,
Throw paper wads and gum at my head, dude
I already know I am a loser
Make fun of me for fun, man
Cause I know I'm growing up to be a freak. (I know)

Hey man I will always be
That loser that's in your math class
The one that got those straight A's
Now I'm older I wanna be cool kid too.

Why am I a loser?
Teach me how to be cool
Shot paper wads and made fun of me, your a jerk, man
Hey go away, man,
go catch that football
And you'll always know I'm a freak
I Am

Hey man I will always be (always be)
That loser that's in your math class
The kid that got those straight A's (Straight A's)
Now I'm older I wanna be a cool kid too
The same as you

Hey man I will always be
That loser that's inyour math class
The one that got straight A's
Now I'm older I wanna be cool kid too.

When I am older
I'm gonna be a good dad
i'm gunna teach my kids,
i'm gunna show my kids
They'll stand up for themselves
Teach them to be good kids
Proud to be myself man
Thanks for the torture.

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 9

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MK - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, somebody needs help with their self esteem.
sama - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
how depressing man!
kip - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
man that was depressing. it hardly met the pacing in the first verse too. but it was really depressing!!!

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