-> "Baltic Avenue"
Original Song Title:
"Ocean Avenue"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Baltic Avenue"
Parody Written by:
Matt and Kim Grazulis
The Lyrics
There's a place off Baltic Avenue,
where I used to sit and trade with you.
We were both so bored on that rainy day,
so we got out that box and started to play...
Yeah, we started to play...
There's a spot near the corner that's called Park Place.
Two squares away is the most expensive space.
Right in between is the Luxury Tax,
where you might have to pay on your ring from Saks...
Yeah your ring from Saks...
If I could pass Go now, things would get better.
We could end this game that takes forever.
So land on Boardwalk now so we can finish this game.
There's a piece of a hat and a puppy.
How can an iron move, how can a thimble see?
When I roll I get doubles and I
Go to jail, but that's ok 'cuz the fine is light.
Yeah, the fine is light.
If I could pass Go now, things would get better.
We could end this game that takes forever.
All of my red hotels are clustered together.
So land on Boardwalk now so we can finish this game.
I remember the look in your eyes,
when I told you that Short Line was mine.
You were screaming out "This game's dumb, can we quit now?"
Then we looked out at the bright blue sky
And realized that we could go outside,
but first we had to finish this game someway, somehow.
If I could pass Go now, things would get better.
We could end this game that takes forever.
All of my red hotels are clustered together.
So land on Boardwalk now so we can finish this game
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