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Song Parodies -> "This Sleigh"

Original Song Title:

"This Plane"

Original Performer:

Wiz Khalifa

Parody Song Title:

"This Sleigh"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

Santa's mode of transportation is pretty gangster, but so is he. Just so everyone knows, I'm a HUGE fan of Wiz Khalifa and this is the first time I've parodied any of his work. And it's one of my favorite songs of his as well, so I hope I did it justice.
Intro: Ho, ho, ho (yeah!)
Yeah, it’s Saint Nicholas man (Sleigh’s on your shingles)
Or Father Christmas
Whatever you wanna call me man
Northern Pole or Die
And this number is brought to you by Santaland Co.
Reindeer and Red Sleighs too
Christmas Records in the place (yeah)
Santa Claus, Holly Jolly, Santaland Co.
Showing I’m Santa Claus and ready
Yeah, kids!
And I’m--

Verse 1: I’m readin’ all the letters you sent me
Be certain that there are plenty
Generatin’ some cheer and some got me mistaken for pure fiction
Know I may be kinda fat, but chimneys give no friction
And my travel situation is dope has no restriction
People having doubts slice me up like a physician
Leave those cookies out, I’ll deliver your subscription
So you best not shout, cuz this gift got your name on it
Only complex fibers, please no chocolate for my reindeer gang
Kids I know that you all mean well, so I will not harangue
Cuz if they do eat it, have a sudden stop in Da Nang
Oh man, Rudolph loves a sweet snack
Knowing too many carbs will turn a reindeer into a yak
Cruise at maximum altitude, with my velvet sack
So impressed with my flying reindeer and their huge racks
And I check my list twice
Don’t pout or cry
As I cruise up in my sleigh, you know why

Chorus: This what y’all been good for
I’m just givin’ you presents
I’m jumpin’ down in your chimney on this night
I’ll eat all the cookies, and drink milk
That you display
Then hop in my sleigh (sleigh)
I get in my sleigh (sleigh)
I get in my sleigh (sleigh)
I get in my sleigh (sleigh)
If you’ve been an a’hole
Check in your stocking cuz you got coal

Verse 2: Ho, posted up at the North Pole
Say I bring the gifts too fast
Well guess who’s getting some coal
You say this world’s too vast
From L.A. to Bern, and Seoul
I just look at them and laugh
Gut jiggles like jelly bowls
Tommy’s getting toy cars
Anita’s stocking is full
With Boogie Superstar
You celebrate with your kin
Cuz that warms up my heart
These families have got the right spirit
It’s Christmas after all
I’m don’t need to make an appearance
Ho, so while you’re busy on that morning tryna trade gifts
I start to write all your names onto my new two lists
Magical beings like Santa gotta do this
Mailbox filling readin’ all the letters you sent me
For next year already plenty
Pop another cookie, my sleigh is running on empty
Generatin’ some cheer and none got me mistaken
I gotta go cuz this season’s a wrap
And Ms. Claus wants to come sit on my lap

Chorus: This what y’all been good for
I’m just givin’ you presents
I’m jumpin’ down in your chimney on this night
I’ll eat all the cookies, and drink milk
That you display
Then hop in my sleigh (sleigh)
I get in my sleigh (sleigh)
I get in my sleigh (sleigh)
I get in my sleigh (sleigh)
If you’ve been an a’hole
Check in your stocking cuz you got coal
December 19, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT! :)

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Matthias - January 14, 2013 - Report this comment
I can picture Santa Claus rapping this song. Really fun and cute Christmas tune here to a beast of a song but you're used to parodying beastly songs.
Max Power - January 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Now that's keeping with the spirit baby!
Lifeliver - January 19, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The OS was unintelligible to me so I had a lot of difficulty following this, but I could locate the choruses (I think). I could follow your lyrics though and they were witty and good, especially most of Verse 2 - the last four lines especially put a new twist on the Xmas tradition. Looks like this was quite hard work. As I have no idea whether it's paced well or not, I can't offer a vote, but I can see it's well done.
bobpiecheese - January 26, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I haven't heard a Santa this gangsta since the last Epic Rap Battle of History! Seriously though, great parody of a tricky artist (seeing as Mr Khalifa doesn't kowtow to your meagre AABB rhyme scheme, he does what he wants!), 555!
Peter Andersson - January 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Pimp my Sleigh and call me MC Jolly Belly as I hang with my homies around the Pole (at the Strip Club that is). Judging from the recording you have a really good voice for rap. Considering it's a rap song the lyrics could have benefitted from more focus on the sleigh though, like "taking b*tches to the sack in the back seat" or something like that.
Arwen - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment
SOTY...I left both WK parodies until the last because I had to listen to them over and over again to decide on pacing. :)

I wish I'd seen this earlier, back when I was in the Christmas spirit...but it still made me smile. It's also good to know that even reindeer have to watch their carb intake. ; )

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