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Song Parodies -> "I like Pink (I'd better Leave right now.)"

Original Song Title:

"Leave Right Now"

Original Performer:

Will Young

Parody Song Title:

"I like Pink (I'd better Leave right now.)"

Parody Written by:

The Lost Dude

The Lyrics

If you hate gays, and hate Will, you will not hate this song.
[Verse 1]
I'm queer just like they said
Though it was obvious, if you think back again.
My girlish heart is just the same
Why make it strong to break it once again?
And I'd love to say I do
To a man. Whoo dee whoo
And I want to eat his poo
So I say...

(I) like pink, I'd better leave right now
Can't get my voice any deeper
(I) like pink, I'd better leave right now
Gays are marginally weaker
Somebody better show me how
Can't get my voice any deeper
(I) like pink, I'd better leave right now

[Verse 2]
I'm queer so please explain
Why I need to tell you this sentence again
It was in the first verse
Perhaps it shows
But if I lose the highs, at least I'm spared the lows
Now I tremble in men's arms
What could be the harm
To feel my spirit calm
So I say..

[Repeat Chorus]

[Middle 8]
I wouldn't know how to say
How good it feels being so gay
I see you've got your smile back
Like you say your right on track
But you may never know why
Once bitten twice is shy
If I'm proud perhaps I should explain
I couldn't bear to lose a man again

[Repeat Chorus]

Yes I will...

[Repeat Chorus]
No offence, Will...ponce.

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Michael Pacholek - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was gonna be about the singer.
The Lost Dude - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, well done, then.
Paul Robinson - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Lost Dude - Not at all familiar with who "Will Young" is. I'll probably be making a stop at the local Barnes & Noble Music Section this next week. They ought to have a partial sound file of the original song so I can check it out anyway.
Natasha - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment

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