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Song Parodies -> "Got The Flu From Us"

Original Song Title:

"Just The Two Of Us"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Will Smith

Parody Song Title:

"Got The Flu From Us"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

disgusting, but also true.
Intro: Now guys this is a very contagious virus
Ahhhh…
Got the flu from us
Ahhh chooo! (Cough)
Got the flu from us
(Got the flu from us)
Got the flu from us
(Got the flu from us)

Verse 1: From the first time our mother
Took our temper’tures
I knew she’d get sick
Once it grabs a hold of her
Although questions arose in my mind
Who would take care of us?
Get us drinks, our meds, and won’t glare at us
To the hospital one rough night
Took an hour just to get my fluid balance right
Doctors pumpin’ me up
Got me kinda giddy
Got me home safe, placed me in my Snoopy sheets
Some nights I don’t think one wink we slept
As we sneezed and we coughed
And my brother wept
Touched his head firmly
Felt him ablaze
But that’s what comes with a fever for 5 whole days
Lay in our beds, and I think we all said
“We have got the best daddy in this land!”
Love, caring, doctoring too
But now he’s got the flu

Chorus: Got the flu from us (got the flu from us)
Now he’s joined our flu-ish crew
Got the flu from us
(Gave him the flu, gave him the flu)
Got the flu from us (ha ha!)
Got the flu from us (Woo!)
Filling baskets with our spew
Got the flu from us
You know who

Verse 2: 10 years old, sneezing constantly
Every time I look at food
I think ugh, a little ill and queasy
Wait and see what was for lunch
Makes me gag cuz I gotta throw up a bunch
Sometimes I wonder, when this gonna end?
In seven days, or eight day, “Baby, it depends”
Uh huh, I wanna vomit all the time
And I look like the Hulk and all of his kind, true dat!
Uh-uh-uh, why you do that?
You puke all on my bath mat
And then you sneezed on my cat
I must clean, gotta spend a month for disinfecting
I pledge and swear to always be there
When you are real sick
Promise I won’t be a d**k
The Swine flu, Avian flu, ab cramps too
And I don’t mind that you spew
Long as you get better
Oh please don’t cry, don’t like that sweater
It didn’t work out for dad and my mom
But yo, when you have kids
You should expect this s**t
So if bad germs attack, and you do contract
Remember one fact
I got your back

Chorus: Got the flu from us (got the flu from us)
Now they’ve joined our flu-ish crew
Got the flu from us
(Gave him the flu, gave him the flu, that is my bad)
(Got the flu from us, ha ha!)
Got the flu from us (Woo!)
Filling baskets with our spew
Got the flu from us
You know who

Verse 3: It’s a full time job to take care of kids
There are so much more germs they could get
I gotta study just to keep with the epidems
H1N1 viruses comin’ back again?
Send him in
To school where he gets these things
Those kids wipe their hands on ev’rything
And yo, this I will promise, your kid will fall ill
Yes he did, but trust kids scream so shrill
But just in case, it’s my place to inform
One day your son’s gon’ get a flu storm
And ooh, ain’t no pain like when you’re nose is congest
It gonna be gross, but just take some Mucinex, son!
Throughout life people with get you sick
Germs come at you and get you quick
Let God deal with the germs they spread
Cuz hate in your heart is an anti-med
Always wash hands, water spouts
Germex, sneeze comes out, cover up your mouth
Cuz no one wants what you have got
The wheezing and the dripping snot

Chorus: Got the flu from us (got the flu from us)
Now they’ve joined our flu-ish crew
Got the flu from us
(Gave him the flu, gave him the flu)
(Got the flu from us, ha ha!) (that is my bad)
Got the flu from us
Filling baskets with our spew (Ha ha! Ha ha!)
Got the flu from us
You know who

Can’t nuttin’ infirm this
Uh uh

Chorus: Got the flu from us (got the flu from us)
Now they’ve joined our flu-ish crew
Got the flu from us
(Wash your hands, wash your hands) (Ha ha!)
(Got the flu from us, ha ha!)
Got the flu from us
Filling baskets with our spew
Got the flu from us
You know who

Breakdown: Fightin’ pathogens, fightin’ pathogens
(Got the flu from us)
Me verse the flu
(God bless when you “ah choo”)
Disinfect with Clorox, that’d be great
(Whenever your sick just call on me!)
We gon’ strive, we gon’ thrive
(Whatever you need, whether it be chicken soup, or ice packs!)
(You know who)
True dat, true dat
Chorus: Got the flu from us
Yeah!
(Got the flu from us!)
(Children hate flues, children hate flues!)
Got the flu from us
I will help you anytime, oh
Got the flu from us
You know who, you know who
(Puke the rest of the night)
Got the flu from us

Havin’ influenza sucks
How long are we gonna spread it around?
May 13, 2011 Please rate and comment :)!

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bobpiecheese - June 06, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) Kinda icky, but still very well done. 555 boxes of tissues for you!
Below Average Dave - June 09, 2011 - Report this comment
It worked, probably one of my favorite Smith songs--even though it is kinda sorta a cover--still liked his spin--and yours

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