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Song Parodies -> "I'm A Seal"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Wheel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wilco

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Seal"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Hello, don't make a coat from me
Living at the North Pole is fine
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9!
Fur thick and flat, for warmth annd buoyancy
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9!
Living at the North Pole is fine

I'm a seal
I'm a seal
Aren't I cute?

I love a fish dinner, don't need the forks or knives
(Bark like a seal 9 times, then do it again)

I'm a seal
I'm a seal
Aren't I cute?

Um,
(Howl a long and throaty seal of approval)

I'll do some tricks for you, tricks for you, tricks for you

Wanna do some tricks for you, tricks for you, tricks for you

Wanna do some tricks for you, tricks for you, tricks for you,tricks for you, tricks for you, tricks for you,tricks for you, tricks for you, tricks for you!
Copyright 2004, Agrimorfee. This only took about 5 minutes to write.

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Diddims - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Awwww... how cute! I love seals! We can always use more songs about them... and more respect for them and other animals.
Landon - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
There's nothing funny about seal hunting. If you go to Karmavision on the Internet and type in seal, then you'll see a graphic video of seals being torn alive in Canada for their fur coats. That really pisses me off! I appreciate how you've written a song about them, but I'm still looking for one that speaks out against the seal hunting in Canada. IT HAS TO STOP!!!
Agrimorfee - August 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Agreed, but this isn't the place for it.

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