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Song Parodies -> "The Tagalongs Weren't Mne"

Original Song Title:

"As Long As You're Mine"

Original Performer:

Wicked: The Musical

Parody Song Title:

"The Tagalongs Weren't Mne"

Parody Written by:

Wicked Green Queen :)

The Lyrics

I used to be in the Girl Scouts. As a girl scout, my favorite types of cookies were Tagalongs and Grasshoppers. My favorite musical is WICKED! So I thought it would be a good idea to mix the two.
Elphaba:
I'll eat thee too quickly
'Till my pants are too tight!
I am perfectly perceiving
Why my stomach doesn't feel right.
These crappy feelings, the pains in me.
I stole them from you, now they're avenging me!

I must tell you this moment
The tagalongs weren't mine.
The cravings were persistent
Now my stomach ain't feeling too fine.
I'm sorry I ran out
of those cookies so fast.
I had a feeling, the flavor wouldn't last.
The tagalongs weren't mine!

Fiyero:
You've left me cookieless
There's nothing but sighs.
The knoledge of my cookies dieappearing
Brings tears to my eyes.
Now I'm left stallin'
I hope you can tell.
I want the peanut butter feeling
back in my mouth as well.

Both:
All of these moments
The tagalongs weren't mine!
I believe the time's come
We're alomst done with this rhyme.

Fiyero:
Let's tell the truth
There's nothing more to share.

Both:
That's all I care to know
It's too hard to bear.
I must tell you this moment
The tagalongs weren't mine.
I truely wanted them to
they would've tasted so benign.
They were worth putting up a fight
That much is true.
They really did belong to you
The tagalong's weren't miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!

Fiyero (Spoken):
You still feel sick?

Elphaba (Spoken):
No, I don't. It's weird, I actually think that...
I feel... HUNGRY!
I hope that you enjoyed my parody. Please remmeber to sing and respond. :)

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Overall Rating: 4.5

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littleCupCakes - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
This rookie still loved those GS Cookies!
Wicked Green Queen - March 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you, I think. Was that a good comment? If it was, then thank you.
Leprechaun - April 26, 2008 - Report this comment
hey remember me? i am a girl scout. It's my last year too! *tear*
defygravity - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL the idea of Elphaba stealing cookies from Fiyero is adorable!!
SideshowJazz1 - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment
I love the original song, so this was pretty good. The pacing was a little strange at times, but it was basically very good.
Elphaba123 - January 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Lol stole the cookies =D

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