-> "One Short Day"
Original Song Title:
"One Short Day"
Parody Song Title:
"One Short Day"
One short day, in the jelly belly factory. One short day, so many flavors to choose. Every jellybean, that you eat in this factory. Is so chewy, it makes you go loony before you are through.
There are machines for the jellybeans. As noisy as a fire engines screams!
Whistles! Oh so long... There are flavors like I've never eaten.
Like Cotton Candy. And Jalapeno Green!
They taste so good, it makes it seem so wrong! That I'd eat them this way!
So I'll eat them everyday. Make them my life, and a great sensation. Then one day I'll rule the whole corporation.
One short day in the Jelly Belly Factory. One short day and we're not yet done! One short day...
We better tell the factory. Now that we're eating here. It is truely clear...
We're still having fun!
Brandon-Come on-tell us about who started this sensation!
Who's the genious, that started all the madness. He made the whole world merrier. Who's the creator, the great -the great Jelly Belly maker.
Who's the guy that made all of this happen, made all of us crazed fans rappin!
Oh.. soo.. yummy. He made somethin' amazing!
Amazing Gustav Goelitz!
One short day in the Jelly Belly Factory. One short day and we're not yet done! A delcious way to be enjoying a factory...
Where so many dream of seeing.
While we're here eating, so many... We have no room in our mouths to say.
We're just two fans...
Two great fans...
Two loyal fans...
Eating all the jelly bellies in just- ONE SHORT...
The creator of Jelly Bellies will be with you shortly.
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