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Song Parodies -> "I Learned From The Best , How to Smoke Crack"

Original Song Title:

"I Learned From The Best"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"I Learned From The Best , How to Smoke Crack"

Parody Written by:

Baby Boy

The Lyrics

originally sung by Whitney Houston/lyrics Dionne Warren/Prod-David Foster
Did you really think that,
I would really share smack,
Let you have some of my crack
Share my high after all this time,
Did you think I'll Still Care,
That you had no drugs there?
Did you think you get me to share a line,
Now you say you sorry,
Cuz you want my drugs,
Sorry but you have waited to late

And so you know the way it feels to feen
The way that I feened, when you would n't share your drugs with me
And bobby I learned the way to get high
I Learned from The Best,
I Learned from you,
Oh Bobby, I learned from you

I remember cold nights,
Got so high I could n't high
U shattered my drugs and ruined my high
So you found u miss the weed you gave away,
Sorry but you missed binge to late eeeeeeeee

And so you know the way it feels to feen
The way that I feened, when you would n't share your drugs with me
And bobby I learned the way to get high
I Learned from The Best,
I Learned from you,
Oh Bobby, I learned from you

So when all you have is withdrawls
and you have hocked your alls
just remeber it was you,
who wanted new, who wanted new,
drugsss, baby
adlib

And so you know the way it feels to feen
The way that I feened, when you would n't share your drugs with me
And bobby I learned the way to get high
I Learned from The Best,
I Learned from you,
Oh Bobby, I learned from you

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