By your ass
Heard you fart
I moved close
Yeah, the smell was there
By your ass
Night and day
Through it all
Baby, come what may

Swept away on a wave of bad odors
Even stronger than the smell of your soap
And whenever you fart
I can hardly believe I'm alive
Believe I'm alive

Your fart is unbearable
It's unmistakable
And each time I look in your ass
I know why
Your ass is untouchable
I feel in my heart I just can't deny
That each time I look at your ass
Oh baby
I know why
Your fart is unbearable

Smell the odors
Smell it stink
We both know
We'll both choke
From here
Coz together
We don't bond
Near your ass
I just don't belong

I've been touched by the hands of a stinker
I've been cursed by the strength of its pong
And whenever you fart
I can hardly believe I'm alive

Your fart is unbearable
It's unmistakable
Each time I looked in your ass
I know why
Your ass is untouchable
I feel in your heart I just can't deny
Each time you whisper a fart
Oh baby
I know why
Your fart is unbearable

This fart is unbearable
Through fire and flame
When this farting's all over
The stench still remains

Your fart is unbearable
It's unmistakable
Each time I look at your ass
I know why
This fart is untouchable
I feel in my heart I just can't deny
Each time you whisper a fart
Oh baby
I know why
Each time I look at your ass
Oh baby
I know why
Your fart is unbearable

-rewritten by "K D. Gr8" ...