When your looking so fat
(Fat, Fat, Fat ,Fat)
yeah,yeah

I'm a 25 stone fat ass and piggy eyes
Everybody who's staring wouldn't believe this ass is mine
I should have known I was wrong
When I ate that extra cupcake and
Gained an extra stone yeah,

Guess I failed to loose weight,
And it's hanging all out tonight,

(Chorus)
How am I supposed to diet now?
When I'm looking so fat,
I can't believe I put on so much weight,
I can only lie flat,
I don't wanna get fit,
I don't wanna go to the gym forever,
How am I supposed to diet now?
When I'm looking so fat,

I'm all dressed up for wrestling in a tuxedo,
I've gotta squeeze in real tight,
But suddenly my flab begins to loose all control
And it's out of my reach forever,
Wanna look at my toes
But my fat don't agree
I wanna fit in these clothes,
But my fat just wants to break free,

And I failed to loose weight
And it's hanging all out tonight,
Repeat chorus

I don't wanna loose weight
I don't even wanna try
I just wanna eat another pie
But I'm feeling so fat

Repeat chorus dramatically and repeatedly till end

How am I supposed to diet now?
When I'm looking sooo fat!!!!!!