Once I was bored, while browsing the internet,
Checked my E-mail, my friend sent me a link.
One minute clip, involving two lesbians,
I didn’t know it would cause such a stink.

Two girls one cup, gushing like a fountain.
Two girls one cup, all they have to do is squeeze.
It’s just wrong; I hope that’s chocolate ice-cream.
Two girls one cup, one of the worst ‘net memes.

Two girls one cup, stuff comes out then goes back in.
Two girls one cup, it makes me want to puke.
What’s going on? Should’ve filmed my reaction.
Two girls one cup, then post it on YouTube.

Two girls one cup, simple coprophagia.
Two girls one cup, a rival to Goatse
It’s not my thing, surely it’s illegal.
Two girls one cup, it makes me feel dirty.

Two girls one cup, gushing like a fountain.
Two girls one cup, all they have to do is squeeze.
It’s just wrong; I hope that’s chocolate ice-cream.
Two girls one cup, one of the worst ‘net memes

Two girls one cup, the worst internet meme.