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Song Parodies -> "Joke-O-Rama!"

Original Song Title:

"Polkarama!"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Joke-O-Rama!"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

A parody of Polkarama! using portions of other parodies I've written, have yet to write, or just pulled out of thin air for this.
Let's go to Target (ha!),
Let's go to Target today,
Let's go to Target (ha!),
Let's go to Target today,
Let's go to Target (ha!),
Let's go to Target today,
And I've got gift cards, gift cards,
And red carts, red carts,
Not K-Mart, K-Mart,
And Sweethearts, Sweethearts, and,

I say "Let me out",
You say not to shout,
I swear,
You creep me out,
I start to call the cops,
Dial tone cuts and stops,
I swear,
You creep me out,

Outstanding bills,
Not what I want to see,
(Money, money)
Paying my outstanding bills,
Outstanding bills,
Slipping into poverty,
(Money, money)
Paying my outstanding bills,

The words came flying at the speed of sound,
Like the lecture only just began,
He just kept talking while attention drowned,
About something I do not understand,

And we'll all vote on today,
And we'll all vote on issues already,
We'll all vote on,
Expect the results by some time in July,

Feel bad,
Feel bad,
Feel bad,

Dontcha wish your girlfriend was taught like me?
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a geek like me?
Dontcha? Dontcha?
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a Star Trekkie?
Dontcha wish your girlfriend weighed a ton like me?
Dontcha?
Dontcha? Dontcha? Dontcha?

Somebody told be you have a boyfriend,
Who looks like one those men,
That the FBI was after last year,
Don't take him to your terrace,
He could be a terrorist,
They'd be lockin' him, lockin' him down,

Pay!
Pay!
Pay!

I'll take you to the comic night,
I'll weaken you with kryptonite,
I'll dress you in a cape and tights,
And show you my x-ray sight,
Oh!
I'll take you to the gaming store,
(Yeah!)
I'll engage you in exciting lore,
(Uh huh!)
I'll help you reach level 64,
(Come on!)
Don't stop until you reach high score,
Oh!

When the chimp's in the ship, Fox,
Do a barrel roll, do a barrel roll, do a barrel roll,
When the pig's tryin' to shoot at you,
Do a barrel roll, Do a barrel roll,

Come Mr. eBay, bid on my laundry,
Come Mr. eBay, won't you buy up all my stuff?
I'm a man in Virginia sellin' some old junk,
Come Mr. eBay, won't you buy up all my stuff?
Hey listers! Please Mr. eBay,
If you've got the money,
Buy up all my stuff,

My nose is runny,
(My nose is runny),
My arms are weak,
(My arms are weak),
I've had a headache since last week,
(Since last week),
I've got a cold, Doctor,
It's going around,
(Going around),
And I'm sneezy,
(Hey! Hey!),
Now I ain't gettin' all that old, Doctor,
I'm just infected with a cold - cold,
My hip ain't broke, my neck ain't pulled, Doctor,
I'm just infected with a cold - cold,
I'm go'n hurl, I said I'm sick,
I need Aleve,
I'm go'n hurl, I said I'm sick,
I need Aleve,
I'm go'n hurl, I said I'm sick,
I need Aleve,
I'm go'n hurl, I said,
I'm just sayin' I've got a,
Cold - cold, Doctor,
Cold - cold, Doctor,
Cold - cold, Doctor,
(Hey!)
Alright! Are you ready to POLKA?!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 7

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Dylan Baranski - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, what a coincidence! I just got Weird Al's new CD "Straight Outta Lynwood" for my birthday yesterday, & I listened to this original song! Excellent parody! 5-5-5s straight outta Lynwood!
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Too serious...
Ann Hammond - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I think it's good
2:49 AM - March 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Great! I especially like that Feel Good Inc. Parody. Feel bad... feel bad... feel bad... That's how I felt in the bathroom yesterday. Feel bad... Anyway, it's a perfect 555!
Barrrel - February 09, 2011 - Report this comment
DO A BARREL ROOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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