-> "Zack Attack"
Original Song Title:
"The Weird Al Show Theme"
Parody Song Title:
"Zack Attack"
Parody Written by:
Zack Attack
The Lyrics
Oh, this is a story 'bout a boy named Zack
And he lived in San Francisco where he loved to attack
But the mayor of the city really didn't approve
So he packed up his cats and had to move
To a mansion in Hollywood where he lived in a box
And he kept on losing all of his socks
And he played on a stolen pinball machine
And every single night he had a strange recurring dream
Where he was running from a monsters throwing loads of chili beans
But that's really not important to the story
Well, the very next year he met a little monkey
Who bit a hole in his butt (In his butt)
But he didn't see a doctor
And he lost the monkey
Then he met a sumo wrestler with a huge gut
And he spent his life-savings on a giant Twix bar
Which he ate 'neath the surface of the Earth (of the Earth)
And he really plays a mighty fine game of charades for what it's worth
Then one night Zack was in his mansion trying to go to sleep
When he heard a really really really weird robotic beep
It was the old robot that Zack had built
And the robot was on a rampage cause someone tried to get him killed And it turns out he was someone who knew how to pay Zack's bills
So he gives Zack a guitar and an extra hand
Now he's got his very own Zack Attack band!
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