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Song Parodies -> "The Last BonBon"

Original Song Title:

"Polkamon"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"The Last BonBon"

Parody Written by:

Nogard

The Lyrics

I know that it is kinda sweet
But it's something I want to eat
Come on, Larry can't you see
Beyond your popularity?
Do one little favor for me
Give me your last candy
'Cause in the hills and on the sun
I really want that last BonBon!

I don't want your Diet Coke
Just one sip makes me choke
Reese's Pieces, I say "Yuck!"
M'nMs and Hershies suck
Pretzels, Pizza with Mushrooms
Tend to just stink up the room
I don't want fish on a bun
I really want your last BonBon!

I really want it
Give it to me, and I'll give ya glue
Give it to me, and I'll give ya lederhosen
And some Kleenex for when you go achoo
Are I not a good partner?
Like when I gave you my dinosaur
Hold on a minute
There's still at least a hundred and twenty reasons more

Including giving you my brand new car
Am I not a good friend, Lar?
You admired my jungle vine
Give me it and it won't be mine
Don't forget about Super Smash
Make the deal or we'll crash
Listen to me! Lar, come on!
Give me that last BonBon!

Give me that last BonBon!

Give me that last BonBon!

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daniel - September 29, 2006 - Report this comment
that.......was........................GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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