He's bubbling under
*meow, meow* What's that, Hillary? *meow* Ahm feeding the cat. *meow, puuurrr*
OK, Ah can hear you.
He's bubbling under - there's not a chance
They're split asunder - there's not a chance
Between a wall and a hard place
So goes the government
Stonewalling could continue
'Till the next president.

Delusional, delusional
That mophead has no clue
There is no grey under that toupee
So the shutdown won't be through
What is Nancy going to do?

There once was a boy with gold Lego toys
And building walls was what he enjoyed
He dreamed he'd build one twice as tall
Even more than China's great Wall.

Delusional, delusional
He has no common sense
Taxpayers will not foot the bill
For a billion dollar fence
Such a flaky president.

Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah
Nyah, nyah, nyah - loser!

Delusional, delusional
Sending nastygrams online
He's no model of diplomacy
He makes Warren Harding look like present company.
Bill: Huh?
Hope they start impeachment
End this predicament.