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Song Parodies -> "Dead Men Tell No Tales"

Original Song Title:

"A Complicated Song"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Dead Men Tell No Tales"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

Here we go! This is about the latest movie installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean series.
Uh huh ... pirate ships
Uh huh, uh huh ... save with Jack Sparrow

Sail into the Devil's Triangle
I went just to fly that ship
Break your curse
What a shame
No one came

Just us flying into the ship
This is not about Peter Pan
This is just about Jack Sparrow
So then I faced

Pirates all might
And every night
Their famous scientific knowledges
Is gettin' me sad
And I sure don't care
For irregularity

Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me Dead Man Tell No Tales?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my ships evacuated
In the water ... I sit and I wait and I strain
And Everybody sweat and I say and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take pirates or have my treasure hunt?
No no no

I was feelin' pretty cool
'Till Elizabeth came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say

In fact, I just thought I might
Say the Pirates there that night
I went to the hunt so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would have guessed
British Royal Navy
I'd suddely sink
I have a Wanted poster for you
And the double sink
It's just like the one on me

Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were the triangle?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have sink
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get mad and have ships with many hunts
And move to Alabama where that kind of ship is sinking?
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new kind of ship
And the sinking

Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't have
I got on my water
And stood up instead
And them Trident of Poseidon, you see

Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get Carina Smth to tell?
This really is a major truth for you, oh man, I really love it
Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't drink, I can't pet
I can't animals or die anymore
Can't devices or computer or even get your iPhoje

Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all seeing you? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, the ship that sinks kinda makes me irritated
What a disappointment
Can't watch, I can't see copies, I can't put it
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant shop now
Haven't been the same since the ship is sinking and it was pulled
No no no

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