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Song Parodies -> "Ultimate Fighting Championship"

Original Song Title:

"Wanna B Ur Lovr"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Ultimate Fighting Championship"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

Here's a song UFC fans have.
I don't have a pay per view
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your biggest fight, baby
You're the knockout, no doubt

Your knockout is real symmetrical
And your nostils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, fighting
So I could see you twice

You, you smell like WWE
That's why I'm giving you this fighting
You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The knockout in my fighting

I'll bet you're magically getting to the main event
Like a technicial knockout
You'd look like Chris Leben
If I just keep your match on
What I'm tryin' to say is ...

Ultimate Fighting Championship, baby
I need somebody to fight
You know I just wanna watch UFC, baby
Now, I need somebody to fight

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Do you believe in UFC at first sight
Or should I be our biggest knockout?
My love for you'd like hitting a people
I just can't hold it in

Stop, drop and fight now
'Cause baby, you're on knockout
I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of punch in the drier

You're absolutely nice
Don't speak now, you might kick it
Your eyes are even badder
Than the fist in my arms

Say, has anyone ever told you
You've got Daniel Cramer?
No, of course not, that would be fine
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is ...

Ultimate Fighting Championship, baby
I need somebody to fight
You know I just wanna watch UFC, baby
Now, I need somebody to fight

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

I wanna be your promotion
Let my fist flow all over you
I wanna punch with a hand
And your heat-seeking fight too

I wanna be your total knockout
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your submission
Are you picking up to be the fighter here?
Uh huh

I hope I'm not being bad
But do you mind if I fight on your arms?
You can tell me truthfully
Am I a knockin' hunk of fight now, or what?

There just aren't enough anything in "knockout"
To desribe how knockout I am
Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under "PUNCH!"

My lips are registered TKOs
Can I invade your personal fight?
You must have fallen from mature
That would explain how you messed up your hands

Well, how'd you get through fighting?
'Cause, baby, you're the total knockout
I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my fighter
Because I ...

Ultimate Fighting Championship, baby
I need somebody to fight
You know I just wanna watch UFC, baby
Now, I need somebody to fight

Boy, you must be a TKO
Because TKOs me good
Boy, you must be a TKO (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Because TKOs me good (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

Ultimate Fighting Championship, baby (Boy, you must be a TKO) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to fight (Because TKOs me good) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna watch UFC, baby (Boy, you must be a TKO) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to fight (Because TKOs me good) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

Ultimate Fighting Championship, baby (Boy, you must be a TKO) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to fight (Because TKOs me good) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna watch UFC, baby (Boy, you must be a TKO) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to fight (Because TKOs me good) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

Ultimate Fighting Championship, baby (Boy, you must be a TKO) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to fight (Because TKOs me good) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna watch UFC, baby (Boy, you must be a TKO) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to fight (Because TKOs me good) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

Ultimate Fighting Championship, baby (Boy, you must be a TKO) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to fight (Because TKOs me good) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna watch UFC, baby (Boy, you must be a TKO) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to fight (Because TKOs me good) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
That's all. Now this is a knockout.

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