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Song Parodies -> "WWE"

Original Song Title:

"Hardware Store"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"WWE"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

Here's a song wrestling fans have.
[sound effects from wrestlers]

Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this store
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right out of my DVD
Until a friend told me the knockout

He said, "Hey, you know that wrestling
Right beside the tournament? Well, somebody bought it
And on that spot they're gonna getting a WWE DVD
Where we can go see John Cena himself"

Since then I've been walking on a store (store)
I can barely saw video games and anything
'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
I've been waiting since tomorrow

For this day to finally arrive
I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
Well, I hope they have it now

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they seeing a store?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' see
a DVD of anything by WWE

In my sleeping bag I watched out overnight
Right in front of the disc, it even opened with a FBI Warning
I went to the main menu a few minutes later
You know, WWE is ready to start

Gonna get me your famous wrestlers
Want fight anyone for every single wrestling of my tournament
See those winners? Very, very soon
One of them will be a knockout

Guys with fighting through a match to win
Rows of many fans and audiences that go on for miles and miles
There's a knockout in a fanboy audience
All said by commentators

And they're watching USA Network
There's a great big show out in the grand
That says WWE Raw Live
Will get a free knockout for that

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they seeing a store?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' see
a DVD of anything by WWE

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' see
a DVD of anything by WWE

Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got SmackDown, WWE Network, video games, WrestleMania
Survivor Series, movies, Royal Rumble and SummerSlam
Elimination Chamber, FastLane pay per view, Clash of Champions
The Video Library, NXT Wrestling, Backlash and Total Divas
Extreme Rules, Money in the Bank, Payback, Main Event
NXT TakeOver, No Mercy, RoadBlock and Raw
Tables, Ladders and Chairs, Hell in a Cell, Battleground, direct-to-video films
Great Ball of Fire, DVDs, Blu-Rays, videotapes and Elimination Chamber
John Cena, Big Show
Brock Lesnar, Dash Wilder, The Miz
Kane, Kevin Owens, Jason Jordan, divas
Big E, Baron Corbin, Aiden English and AJ Styles
Dolph Ziggler, Fandango
Apollo Crews, Dean Ambrose, Jeff Hardy and Kalisto
Mark Henry, R-Truth, Scott Dawson, Titus O'Neil
Epico Colon, Erick Rowan, Jey Uso and Randy Orton

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they seeing a store?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' see
a DVD of anything by WWE

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' see
a DVD of anything by WWE

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' see
a DVD of anything by WWE
This is the end of a song. Now time for wrestling.

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