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Song Parodies -> "We'll Sue Eminem [Ft. The All-Girl All-Stars]"

Original Song Title:

"We'll Sue Ya [Ft. Eminem and Dexter]"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"We'll Sue Eminem [Ft. The All-Girl All-Stars]"

Parody Written by:

girlypink66

The Lyrics

The All-Girl All-Stars - Sophia Grace & Rosie, Janet Leon, Jodie Sweetin and Meloetta
[Verse 1]:
[Ash]: We sued Taco Bell
'Cause his obese girlfriend ate half a million Chalupas, and she got fat!
[Iris]: We sued General Electric
They never said he shouldn't use their microwave to dry off his dog
[Sophia Grace]: Huh, we sued HughesNet
'Cause he called them up N' they had the nerve to put him on hold
[Rosie]: We sued Starbucks
'Cause he spilled a Frappucino in his lap, and brrr, it was cold!
[Ash]: We sued Toys'R'Us
'Cause he got a black eye from a Nerf Rebelle toy gun, and nearly grazed his eye
[Iris]: Ugh, we sued Little Caesars
'Cause he ate a bag of crazy bread, and now he has bad breath!
[Sophia Grace]: We sued Coca-Cola, yo
'Cause he put his finger down in a bottle, and it got stuck!
[Rosie]: We sued Delta Airlines
'Cause they sold Eminem a ticket to New Jersey, he went there, and it was the bomb!
Yeah!!!

[Janet Leon]: If we stand Eminem up on a date
If we deliver his pizza 30 seconds late

[All]: We’re gonna sue, sue
Yes, we’re gonna sue, sue, sue, yeah
[Sophia Grace]: That’s what we’re gonna do
We’re gonna sue, sue, yes, we’re gonna sue
[Rosie]: Sue, sue, that's right we’re gonna sue him!

Ugh!!

[Verse 2]:
[Ash]: We sued Wrigley
They never told Eminem not to shove that double mint gum right up his nose
[Iris]: We sued Home Depot
'Cause they sold Eminem a hammer which they knew he might drop on his toes
[Sophia Grace]: We sued Acer Computers
'Cause he took a bath with his laptop, now it doesn't work
[Rosie]: We sued Spencer’s
'Cause when he wears their flashlight on his head, he looks like a moron
[Ash]: We sued Verizon
'Cause he get all depressed, any time his cell phone is roaming
[Iris]: We sued Colorado
'Cause you know, he thinks it looks a little bit too much, like Wyoming
[Sophia Grace]: We sued Baybrook Mall
'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations way out of season
[Janet Leon]: We sued Jodie Sweetin
[Jodie]: NOW, CUT THAT OUT, JANET!
[Janet Leon]: DO I NEED A FREAKIN’ REASON?
[Jodie]: I DON’T THINK SO, JANET!
Ugh!

[Sophia Grace]: If we sprain our ankles if we rob Eminem’s place
[Rosie]: If we hurt our knuckles when we punch Eminem in the face

[All]: We’re gonna sue, sue
[Sophia Grace]: Yes, we’re gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what we’re gonna do
We’re gonna sue, sue
Yes, we’re gonna sue
[Rosie]: Sue, sue, that's right we’re gonna sue him
[Janet Leon]: Ugh!
[Meloetta]: Ugh!
[Jodie Sweetin]: Ugh!

[Ash]: We'll sue him, we'll take all of his money
[Iris]: We'll sue him, if we even look at Eminem funny
[Rosie]: We'll sue him, we’ll take all of his money
[Sophia Grace]: We'll sue him, if we even look at Eminem funny
[All]: We'll sue him, we'll take all of his money
We'll sue him, if we even look at Eminem funny
[Rosie]: We'll sue him, we'll take all of his money
We'll sue him, if we even look at Eminem funny, we’ll sue him [x2]
[Sophia Grace]: Ha-ha ha ha-haa
[All]: We'll sue him
[Rosie]: What'chall think of that?
[All]: We'll sue him!
[Ash]: Ha-ha ha ha-haa
[All]: Boo ya!
[Iris]: We'll sue him!
[All]: Ugh!

*Meloetta Does a Guitar Solo at the End*
[Outro: Sophia Grace & Rosie]: Thank you all for coming out
Hope you enjoyed the show
Until we meet again next time ha, ha, ha, ha.
PEACE! *Does a Peace Sign*

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