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Song Parodies -> "A Big AmiRight Polka"

Original Song Title:

"Angry White Boy Polka"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"A Big AmiRight Polka"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

This took me a while to make so i did my best. i used bits and pieces of amiright parody authors' songs and put them into one giant polka. the parodies i used are show below the polka in the order that they are sung in this polka pardoy
Six pages and a thesis
This is my math report
Multiplication
Division
Add or subtract, gotta make a decision
This is my math report

Cause I'm using cosine
Drawling a line
3x equals nine
Using cosine
Drawling a line
3x equals nine

Eat Up
Grab a bar and a little bit of (almonds)
(Grab a bar and eat a little)
Hide the rapper to disguise the (mess up)
(Hide the rapper to disguise the)
Why'd you leave the cookies on the table
Hershey creates another label

They wanted to
Grab a push pop and push a little up
You wanted to
Hide the sugar from those pixie sticks

You wanted to
Why'd you eat the last lemonhead thingy?
You wanted to

I don't think trust
In, my, self righteous choco-side
I, cry, when I run out of chocolate

I'm an Iraqi
I'm an Iraqi
I'm an Iraqi
But I don't want to shoot someone

Please don't kill me
Please don't kill me
Please don't kill me
Why should anyone?

(Come here, come here, come here)
But I don't have a gun
(Come here, come here, come here)
You say you'll give me one

(Come here, come here, come here)
This isn't very fun
(Come here, come here, come here)
I just won't kill Saddam

Write parodies and they're gonna
Be weird like marijuana
Write some songs about drinkin
And Abraham Lincoln smokin bong'as

I am the saint from the ghetto, all right!
I am the saint from the ghetto
I'm still ghetto and you know
You are not ghetto

Broccoli makes me hurl
I ate it once and I puked completely
The worst thing in the world
But sometimes my nausea
Comes right after eating

I wrote this song for AmiRight
I said "I'm Ghetto John and this song is bout eating"
Chuck says, "don't let me catch you voting twice
One vote will be fine, there is no need for cheating"

Aw cripes, I said
"This stinks and puts me down
This stupid stuff,
Today is going out"

So I (what'd I do?)
I burnt all this junk (all this junk)
"Then I said, aw cripes"
The junk piled up high (piled up high)

Then I left saying aw cripes
Dang!

Boo ya ya ya ya
Boo ya ya ya ya

Shut up
Where's Osama, why can't we do this
Shut up
Where's Osama, why can't we do this

Shut up
Where's Osama, why can't we do this
I hate him more than my old enemies

Shut up
Where's Osama, why can't we do this
Al Qaeda going down
Where's Osama, why can't we do this

Shut up
Where's Osama, why can't we do this
Madness making headaches are killing me

Still today the Red Sox have stunk
Still today the Red Sox have stunk
Still today the Red Sox have stunk
Still today the Red Sox have stunk

This time I wanna burger without
Pickles and onions, I'll now shout
I want my stuff my way
It's my way
My way on the highway

This time I wanna burger without
Pickles and onion, I'll now shout
I want stuff my way
It's my way
(special order) on the highway

Just one first bite
Before I then complain
And I will straight up, be a pain
Cause I've had enough of this
I'm freakin possed
Yeah!

Just one first bite
Before I then complain
And I will straight up, be a pain
Cause I've had enough of this
I'm freakin possed
Yeah!

Go to the mall, ti bang, ti bang, diggy, diggy
I said the mall and spend some money
Go to the mall, ti bang, ti bang, diggy, diggy
I said the mall and spend some money

We are, we are
The punks of the nation
We are, we are
The punks of the nation (ugh)

We are, we are
The punks of the nation
We are the punks of the nation (ugh)

I'm a deaf guy
Yes I'm the cool deaf guy
All you other cool deaf wannabees are just lying
So won't the cool deaf guy please listen up
Please listen up
Please listen up

Deaf guy won't you please listen up?
(Listen up Deaf Guy) (Listen up)
(Listen up Deaf Guy) (Listen up)
(Listen up Deaf Guy)
Deaf Guy, won't you please listen up?
Hey

This plastic moment
There are tips to buy online
How would I ever
Stop buying long enough online?

Hi! My weight is (what)
My weight is (who)
My weight is....380

Hi! My weight is (what)
My weight is (who)
My weight is....380

(Nacho dip)
That stuff will give you a big extension chin
(Cheesesteak)
Eating marshmallow peeps, now where's the chicken?
(What you eating)
I'm just eating everything to make the crumbs cling
Crumbs clinging onto my extension chin
Math Report (Sir Lemming) --- Still Chewy (Charlie) --- Iraqi (Nuero) --- I'm The Saint From The Ghetto (Ghetto John) --- Broccoli Makes Me Hurl (Ghetto John) --- Aw Cripes (John Spoof) --- Why Can't We Do This (John Spoof) --- Red Sox Have Stunk (John Spoof) --- My Way Special Order (STG) --- Go To The Mall (Wolveroses) --- Punks Of The Nation (Ghosteller) --- The Cool Deaf Guy (Dylan G) --- This Plastic Moment (Guy DiRito) --- My Weight Is (Louie) --- Extension Chin (John Spoof)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 1
 1
 
 5   3
 3
 3
 

User Comments

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M.S.G - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Loved it! i sung that one called "ketchup" for the sotd part, though. stupid me.
AussieBullDog - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, now there's an idea! (Wait a minute...) I gave you 4's for this, as the pacing was off in places, and there seem to be extra bits here that aren't in the original polka medley. When I did this, I found it necessary to alter some of the lyrics slightly so they'd fit with the pacing of the original. But a good effort here nonetheless.
John Spoof - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
there are extra bits because i thought it was a good idea to add other parodies and i used parodies that were made by other amiright authors.........but thanks for the good votes aussiebulldog
Stockton - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Boy, I was gonna do that. Then I looked at the posting rules and it said no "borrowing". I find this in the lines, but that's just opinion.
John Spoof - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
hey. a few of us got away with doing parody polkas. i think you should do a parody polka because they are really cool to work with and you get to have others recognize other author's work....but thanks for informing me about that
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Great concept, but I guess it was stupid of me reading this without hearing the song. I know from WAY's previous Polkas that it's a collaboration of songs but I had trouble picking most of them out. Down the bottom you should've listed what song each parody was on, for stupid folk such as myself.
jmndlbm - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
kewl man old sh*t rox
bobpiecheese - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
The last two songs aren't in the original.

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