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Song Parodies -> "Writin' Dirty"

Original Song Title:

"White and Nerdy"

Original Performer:

Weird Al

Parody Song Title:

"Writin' Dirty"

Parody Written by:

Zak Randall

The Lyrics

They watch me writing. My lyrics
I know they're trying to catch me writin dirty
Try to catch me writin dirty
Try to catch me writin dirty
You won't catch me writin dirty
Never see me writin dirty
I wanna sound like. The Gangstas
But I wanna do it without writin dirty
Try to catch me writin dirty
Try to catch me writin dirty
Won't see me writin dirty
I'll never start writin dirty

Rappers lyrics are just so mean
I just can't believe the all the words I've seen
I always do my best to keep my lyrics clean
Maybe that is why I can't make any green
When it's time to curse I just can't say it
You'll never hear in my song bull sh*t
In my song you will only hear bull spit
Down under talk means a women cl*t
I will usually sub poop for the word crap
I don't what it means to bust a cap
Won't write about strippers dancing on my lap
Maybe that is why my fans never clap
Sleeping is the only thing people do in bed
I never write about how I want people dead
Because most of that naughty talk makes my face red
All that bad talk is something I fear and dread
I don't mention weapons or hand guns
Haven't ever been on the run
Instead of *ss I will say baby shake those buns
These maybe reasons why I've never had any fun
Lyrics were clean round the time of The Knack
Now, Justin Timberlake singing about Sexyback
I would rather say something like fudge than say f@*k
I feel straws are the only thing a girl should suck
Only shoot twelve point bucks

They see me writin. My music
I know they're trying to catch me writin dirty
Try to catch me writin dirty
Try to catch me writin dirty
You won't catch me writin dirty
Never see me writin dirty
I wanna sound like. The Gangstas
But I wanna do it without writin dirty
Try to catch me writin dirty
Try to catch me writin dirty
Won't see me writin dirty
I'll never start writin dirty

Hear things that I've heard
It seems like every word is a curse word
Flying feathered things is when I mention the bird
Why do rappers today just feel compelled to curse
Using profanity my brother doesn't even know
Candles are all people should blow
I really miss the days of disco funk
Thanks to Mr. Trace Adkins I can define the word badonkadonk
Now country is becoming more rap
You'll never hear a dirty sentence slip
Through these virgin cursing pair of lips
If I do I'll seal them with steel clips
Most people just don't think I can rap
Most want to give my a cold hard slap
Rappers today make it look like a snap
Playing saying about crimes inside there rhymes
My writing is always clean like a carpet it's steamed
Well I can barely sing, and can't swing I just can't speak real mean
While rappers today are singing songs
About hot babes wearing revealing thongs
The girls in my songs are all wearing clothes
Polka outfits and lederhosen

People are watchin My new song
To see if maybe this time I'm writin dirty
Try to catch me writin dirty
Try to catch me writin dirty
You won't catch me writin dirty
Never see me writin dirty
I wanna sound like. The Gangstas
But I wanna do it without writin dirty
Try to catch me writin dirty
Try to catch me writin dirty
Won't see me writin dirty
I'll never start writin dirty

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Total Votes: 18

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Agrimorfee - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever variation on the "white guys just don't get it" rap parody genre.
Spoof-Man - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment
smart, this is a all new Al song and it's allready getting spoofed, All 5555's for you Zak Randall !!
Lemon Squeeze - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Al sucks!
Drain Bramage - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
acutually lemon squeeze,you suck
Dylan Baranski - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
AGAIN, someone is parodying a parody, but it's an excellent one, nonetheless. 5s for you, Zak. I agree with plenty of the sentiments in this song. I'm more into old-school rap (Eric B & Rakim, Heavy D, etc...) myself. Back then, rap pretty much kept to itself, & those dudes were more concerned about singing real groovy rhymes & about a phat beat than bling & hos & whatnot. I'm also into foreign rap (particularly East European) & rap parodies like this one. Speaking of foreign rap, has anyone heard of a Polish rapper named Syndesmo? He did this real fly song called "Co Nas Jeszcze Czeka", & there's a video of it somewhere on Google Video. I'm gonna make a parody of that.
~anonymous~ - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Badonkadonk. Funny.

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