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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Newer-Jedi ( Star-Wars meets Madonna song)"

Original Song Title:

"Like A Surgeon"

Original Performer:

Weird Al

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Newer-Jedi ( Star-Wars meets Madonna song)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

For all who hate some one who parodies an Al song not knowing it's allready a parodie...NOTE: This is a parody of "Weird Al" Yankic's version of Madonna's "Like A Virgin".
I just got out of Jedi training
Somehow I made it through
But I'm still just an new-b-e-e-e
I still might slice your arm of with Light sab-e-e-e-r
I got out last, in my class
cuse, I Barely slice a piece of Obi-Ones' ass
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid
A Light Saber law s-u-u-u-it

Hey, I'm a Newer-Jedi
Swinging' my saber for the very first time
I'm a Newer-Jedi
Jedi mind tricks are my best l-i-i-ne

Better hide all your survi-vors
Cause, my training is fading f-a-a-a-st
Many other Jedis have come in
And I don't know how long the Force will l-a-a-a-st

Can't you see, the green guy
Here he goes - talking back-wo-r-r-rds
He'll pull his saber out, he'll pull his saber out
And see some test of f-a-a-te!!

I'm a Newer-Jedi, hey
Usen' my Light saber for the very first time
I'm a Newer-Jedi
Here's a pre-nup for you to s-i-i-i-gn

Woe, woe, woe
It's a fact - I'm a dick
I trained at the Y.O.D.A.
And I have no alibi , yah I have no alib-i-i-i
therefore, what do I s-a-a-y-y-y

I'm a Newer-Jedi, hey
Usen' my Light saber for the very first time
I'm a Newer-Jedi
Got my Light saber from E-bay!!

I'm a Newer-Jedi, ooh I'm a Newer-Jedi
I'll reach inside
With the Force, and my Light saber
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh

Ooh Jedi, yah
I can hear Obi-One screaming
For the very last time
Hope you liked it and please comment

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Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 6

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 1   3
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   2

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Jay-Z - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
This is only funny if you think real herd and see Madonna as a Jedi singing it!! Sorry I can't see Wierd Al as a Jedi singing it!! It's just to Madonna for me, sorry!! Good song though!! But since it's a parodie of a parodie I can't giver the votes!! not even your note that says this is a parodie of Madonna's Likew a Version can cover that up, sorry agian it's to Madonna to mee!! 4-4-4 for ya to start it off any way!!
Spoof-man - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll make you see the light Zay-Z
Spoof-Man - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Hay to help you out Jay-Z it's Virgin not Version and the like has no "w" in it!! Hope that helps!!
Agrimorfee - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Whether it came from Madonna's "Like A Virgin" or from Weird Al's "Like A Surgeon"...either way, this parody sucks.
Spoof-Man - July 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry you fewll that way Agrimorfee, for every one else thanks for the comments!!
Jay-Z - July 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I loved the Jedi idea but I can't away from Madonna , maby we should do a Jedi bast parody 2 together
Spoof-Man - July 30, 2006 - Report this comment
good idea Jay-Z when do you want to make magic!?
Jay-Z - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
as soon as we can!
Andrea Huckstep - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Pacing was off...

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