Song Parodies -> Ninja Turtle
| Original Song Title: | "Teenage Dirtbag" |
| Original Performer: | Weatus |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ninja Turtle" |
| Parody Written by: | J. B. |
The true story of Raphael, the Ninja Turtle.Truely, a sad story. Does anyone actually remember who the Ninja Turtles are?
My name's Raphael, she's April - I dream about her
We're mutants from hell, she is a news reporter
Oh how she rocks with sticks and nunchucks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
Cause I'm just a ninja turtle, baby
Yeah, just a freak of nature, maybe
I'll fight the bad guys for you, baby
For you!
Oooooohhh!
Leonardo's a dick, he thinks Splinter's cool
But he sure can kick the ass of Shredder the fool
We're living like bumbs, in sewers of slums
So she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
Cause I'm just a ninja turtle, baby
Yeah, just a freak of nature, maybe
I'll fight the bad guys for you, baby
For you!
Oooooohhh!
Hiiiiiiya! Ninja! No, she doesn't know what she's missing!
Hiiiiiiya! Ninja! No, she doesn't know what she's missing!
(She says:)
I'm just a news reporter, baby
Let's fight bad guys together, baby
I'm just a superhero weirdo
Like you
Ooooohhh!
We're mutants from hell, she is a news reporter
Oh how she rocks with sticks and nunchucks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
Cause I'm just a ninja turtle, baby
Yeah, just a freak of nature, maybe
I'll fight the bad guys for you, baby
For you!
Oooooohhh!
Leonardo's a dick, he thinks Splinter's cool
But he sure can kick the ass of Shredder the fool
We're living like bumbs, in sewers of slums
So she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
Cause I'm just a ninja turtle, baby
Yeah, just a freak of nature, maybe
I'll fight the bad guys for you, baby
For you!
Oooooohhh!
Hiiiiiiya! Ninja! No, she doesn't know what she's missing!
Hiiiiiiya! Ninja! No, she doesn't know what she's missing!
(She says:)
I'm just a news reporter, baby
Let's fight bad guys together, baby
I'm just a superhero weirdo
Like you
Ooooohhh!
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