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Song Parodies -> "Ben Parker's Nephew"

Original Song Title:

"Numb As A Statue"

Original Performer:

Warren Zevon

Parody Song Title:

"Ben Parker's Nephew"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

He's Ben Parker's nephew
And his name is Peter Parker
He is Spider-Man
His feelings aren't way out of hand

Bit by a spider
He's a hero that most had knew
Fighting made him tighter
And his name is Peter Parker
He is Spider-Man
And his name is Peter Parker
His feelings aren't way out of hand

Though he's not really artificial
But he can beat up some creeps
And all his crime-fighting rituals
Must be done till he falls asleep

There's something special
He's shooting webs swinging 'round
He's always important that he's a
Friendly neighbor in town

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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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