-> "Graduation (Bush Didn't Attend)"
Original Song Title:
"Graduation (Freinds Forever)" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Graduation (Bush Didn't Attend)"
And so he ranted all night about the rest of his life
Saying he would be president we thought he lied
Kept thinking retards could the prez
We said retards belong in mental instutions
But then again we won't know till he turns 45
Maybe his life we'll be on a different track
But that's a big doubt for me to say
Since he's mostly drunk in every single way
Cause we all know he forgets the lines to a speech
Talking about Texas like we really want to care
This kept on my mind for a few days
Making sure I wasn't insane
But then it hit me maybe he will
He'll pay off Florida and maybe he'll cheat
That's what he did through school
So why can't he do that to win an election
We got so excited, we got so scared
Laughing at Bush thinking he could win
We said he needed brains
 - As life went on
What he said to us
Then it came true
I almost threw up
Cause i remembered
He didn't attend
So he got the big job
And he got the big paycheck
When we look back now
What did he do to win?
Did he cheat like I thought he did?
Remember he broke every sing rule
Did he wine to his mommy to win the election?
Did he kidnap old and stinky Colin Powell?
Did he, Did laura fall for a joke?
I think she did cause now she's broke
We told her he had no brains
Ha, ha, ha, ha:
Idiot, loser, moron
Ha, ha, ha, ha:
He didn't attend his graduation
Will he think about the future like we did long ago?
Can he survive out there?
Can he make it on his own?
I guess he did and he's pulling strong
Even though he choked on a salty pretzel
Can he find a way to shut up about Texas?
We don't really care about Texas
Bye, bye i wish i could wish him goodbye
Then slam him in the garbage for all time
[Repeat 1 (3x)]
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