New from GadgetCorp
For your Kitchen
For our special offer don't touch that dial
120 Horsepower
Chops like a lawnmower
The latest in kitchen appliance styles
We accept Visa
And MasterCard
It's not available in any store
Money back guarantee
From this offer only
In your kitchen you don't need anything more
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It has everything you want
It has everything you need
It slices and it dices
It comes with a penknife free
It does all the right things
Anywhere, anytime
And we bring this to you for just 99.99
Call within the
Next five minutes
We'll throw in a package of extra blades
It's like no other
Call this special number
It's likely the best appliance ever made

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Just plug it in
And let it spin
It's just a blender type thing
For 99.99
Plus 5.95
For Shipping and Handling
Such a special offer
Such a unique product
It'll never be offered to the public again
18 years or older
This product is bolder
Than anything you'll find in the appliance store
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We'll give you everything you want
We'll give you everything you need
We'll slice it and we'll dice it
We'll give you a penknife free
We'll do all the right things
Anywhere, anytime
And we bring this to you for just 99.99
99.99
Call
Right now