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When it’s cold it might be snowing
Put on coats and strap on some skis
Bones are broken when you slip on ice
You might swear and cuss out winter
It’s not hot ‘less you’re an Aussie
And you’ll find it’s disaster when you drive
Damn! This snowy weather!
There’s tons of slush stepped in while you are outside
It’s time to freeze!
Socks are soaking wet you’ll glower
April showers bring May flowers
Grass is muddy due to melting ice
Spring sucks balls but there is Easter
Baseball starts for hotdog feasters
The hype of heightened hormones gets you laid
Screw! The stormy weather!
Out in the pouring rain you’re sick, watery eyes
I’ve heard you sneeze
Might have hayfever
The snot will burn your nostrils them damn allergies
This crappy Spring!
Now you’ll cook without your sunscreen
No more breaks from the lawn cutting
Hot and humid
Shirt sticks to your sides
Crap! This sunny summer!
And if you’re Goth you’ll hate the tan you’ll get outside
But don’t complain
There’s far worse weather
Though sunburns are bastards they might make you cry
More Aloe please!
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