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Song Parodies -> "Weather"

Original Song Title:

"Slither"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Velvet Revolver

Parody Song Title:

"Weather"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Snow!
Sleet!
Slush!

When it’s cold it might be snowing
Put on coats and strap on some skis
Bones are broken when you slip on ice

You might swear and cuss out winter
It’s not hot ‘less you’re an Aussie
And you’ll find it’s disaster when you drive

Damn! This snowy weather!
There’s tons of slush stepped in while you are outside
It’s time to freeze!

Rain!
Storm!
Wet!


Socks are soaking wet you’ll glower
April showers bring May flowers
Grass is muddy due to melting ice

Spring sucks balls but there is Easter
Baseball starts for hotdog feasters
The hype of heightened hormones gets you laid

Screw! The stormy weather!
Out in the pouring rain you’re sick, watery eyes
I’ve heard you sneeze
Might have hayfever
The snot will burn your nostrils them damn allergies
This crappy Spring!

(Guitar solo)

Now you’ll cook without your sunscreen
No more breaks from the lawn cutting
Hot and humid
Shirt sticks to your sides

Crap! This sunny summer!
And if you’re Goth you’ll hate the tan you’ll get outside
But don’t complain
There’s far worse weather
Though sunburns are bastards they might make you cry
More Aloe please!

Sun!
Hot!
Heat!

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Below Average Dave - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Was this for a project or something? Must be something I'm not in, but it was a fun overview of the negatives to each weather predicament. Today it's sunny, 50 something degrees with a light breeze here, beautiful. . .good job buddy
Matthias - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah it's part of a project and yeah you're in it. It's part of Weird Al's Polkarama. The part of the polka that goes "Hey! Hey! Hey!" there's a list of the songs on a new thread that I started up.
Phil Nelson - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS but this is cool. Reminds me of a parody I wrote once. 555's
NorCALweatheress - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
SquireMatthias, we're in the midst of a RainStorm here in NorCAL . Wind & Rain, big Time !!
Below Average Dave - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
That's pretty bad when I have so many little projects that I forget what songs are in them. . .
Mark Scotti - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
BRING ON SPRING!!!
Jonathan S. - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
The best parody of this song on Amiright so far. Nice job.
Mark Scotti - September 14, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Forecast is calling for some great praises on this "weathered" parody...lol!
Porfle Popnecker - September 14, 2011 - Report this comment
I hate weather, but I like this parody.
Agrimorfee - September 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Tonight's forecast is calling for chuckles and a high of 555!
Abbott Skelding - September 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Yesterday I went to a football game and it was pretty chilly out...and STILL managed to get a sunburn. Not a huge fan of the OS but you did a great job with this one! Nice work
Blaydeman - September 19, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) One of the best, if not the best, weather parodies I've ever had the pleasure of reading. AWESOME!!!!!!!!! 555 cold fronts comin' to your neck of the woods.
D-Mon - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) The funnies were pouring down in this one. Just great!
Below Average Dave - September 25, 2011 - Report this comment
See above.
bobpiecheese - September 25, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great parody, even though I had to remember that Spring for you is Autumn for me. Spring still sucks balls, though. Fave line had to be "It’s not hot ‘less you’re an Aussie", thanks for that. 555 for you!
Jonathan S. - May 03, 2016 - Report this comment
Your "Matthiasarama" brought this one to attention once more. The spring portion is particularly apropos for me right now, since where I am has been getting plenty of rain these past couple days. This whole parody's still funny as ever.

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