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Song Parodies -> "Nasty Brown Poos"

Original Song Title:

"Sucker Train Blues"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Velvet Revolver

Parody Song Title:

"Nasty Brown Poos"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

The original song is one of my favorite songs.
Legs are shakin got my buttocks on the toilet
Big long crap it getting all on the walls
Somebody stole my toilet paper
I guess i'll have to use the fluffy paper towels
Toilet is flushing while this crap is multiplying
Runs for a day and it still won't stop
Getting all over the floor and all on the seat
I feel big ones in my colon that are going to plop

This smells now, bowel movement my legs can't hold
This smells now, bowel movement my legs can't hold
Yeah and when I want to, yeah I will go poo
Yeah and when I want to, yeah I will go poo

Ganierya while my other stuff is coming
Combinations that i've never had
Somebody stole my toilet paper
I guess i'll have to use the fluffy paper towels
Double flusher man this crap won't stop coming
All on the walls and on the sink
Looking at the colors and they are pretty strange
Green brown purple and a shade of pink

This smells now, bowel movement my legs can't hold
This smells now, bowel movement my legs can't hold
Yeah and when I want to, yeah I will go poo
Yeah and when I want to, yeah I will go poo

Its all over me now, clean it off, clean it off, clean it off
Its smells badly now, clean it off, clean it off, clean it off
Its all over me now, clean it off, clean it off, clean it off
Its smells badly now
After two weeks of crap what did I see
Me plunging it for a whole other week
Boy I made a mess
Half of it is in the bathroom and I can't find the rest
Why do I crap so damn much
I slipped on it now I have to wear a right crutch

Yeah and when I want to, yeah I will go poo
Yeah and when I want to, yeah I will go poo
Yeah I will go poo
Yeah I will go poo

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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Dr. Dan - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Omg thats a hilarious velvet revolover parody. Keep it coming.
pete_bullet_182 - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
lol almost as funny as ur spineshank 1

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