Laura Bush:"Oh, where is our Geoge Bush? Oh where is our George Bush? Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where oh, where ... is that George Bush?"

Narrator: "Having heard her cry, Al Gore enters the scene. Shocked, and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Laura in a towel, Al regains his composure and reports ..."

Al Gore: "I think I saw a George Bush back there!"

Laura: "Back there is my Geoge Bush. Back there is my Geoge Bush. Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back there, back there, back there ... is my George Bush?"

Narrator: "Having heard her joyous proclamation, Vice President Cheney enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Laura in a towel, Cheney regains his composure and comments ..."

"Why do you need a Geoge Bush? OH NO ITS MY HEART!"

Narrator: "Laura is taken aback. The thought had never occured to her. his heart? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of my Geoge Bush? Laura wonders ..."

Laura: "No Heart for my Dick Cheney. No hair for Dick Cheney. No heart, no heart, whos fart, no heart, no heart, no heart, no heart down there, no heart ... for Dick Cheney."

Narrator: "Having heard his wonderings, someone from NATO enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Laura in a towel, he regains his composure and confesses ..."

Someone from NATO: "Laura, that old George Bush of yours ... Well, we never use it, we don't really need him So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I just had him impeached - 'cause we dont care!"

Narrator: "Feeling a deep sense of loss, Laura stumbles back and laments ..."

Laura: "dont care! for my George Bush. dont care! My poor George Bush. Not fair, not fair, dont care, not fair, the stairs, and Cher, not fair, not fair, not fair! My little George Bush!"

Narrator: "Having heard his lament, the Prez enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Laura and the Prez are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Lauras generosity, the Prez is (CENSORED!!!!) ..."

Hillary Clinton: "Thanks FOR THE George Bush."

Narrator: "Yes, good has been done here. The Prez exits the scene. Laura smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the George Bush, calls out ..."

Laura: "Take care my dear George Bush. Take care, oh my Geoge Bush. Take care, take care, don't dare not care. Take care. Nice hair. No fair. Take care, take care ... of my George Bush."

Narrator: "The end!"