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Song Parodies -> "The White House"

Original Song Title:

"White Houses"

Original Performer:

Vanessa Carleton

Parody Song Title:

"The White House"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A song that I'd expect George W. Bush to sing, a song that came straight from his heart.
busted the country when i got elected, this giant white building with some strange new friends
slacked off too much and i'm too old, i look like a chimp as i was told
now we're bombing every country its the 5 of us
with hairy armed men i try to lust, i cant resist the urge no i cant resist the urge
laura screams out (took an overdose), cuz when she dances she strips her cloths
piss thru the nose on an inside joke, im so retarded i haven't spoken
and shes so wrinkly and thers no cure, maybe i'm more wrinkly than a hag like her
the governments in bloom, the peace is ending soon
its alright and its nice not to be so alone
but i hold on to my grenades in the white house
i think i need a wig over my head, my heads more wrinkly cuz the things he did
and he's so scary in his loose white skirt, we were all hated and we all got hurt
he snuck thru the airplane's security, the thought of terrorists makes me wanna scream
boy there going way too fast, there all about to crash its alright
and i dropped my bombs onto his lands, but i hold onto my grenades in the white house
fear, or something ignites in my veins, and i pray they never envade in the white house
my first years hard to explain, people lost lives and i felt no pain
on a clear-skyed day its more crazy than you think, he's my first mistake
maybe you are all more younger than me, i'll bomb you and you can shoot me
these silly little wounds will never mend, i feel like i am needed here
so i stay, and i will not leave ever again,i'm here as the day is staying in the white house
i lied, wrote down all the ballots in the box had Kerry locked up in cages and locks in the white house
and then, maybe he'll remember me, not to compete against me
in the white house
in the white house
in the white house

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 6

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Michael Pacholek - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
At this rate, we'll have to rename it the Whitewash House. Or would that be the White Power House?

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