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Song Parodies -> "Nope"

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Original Performer:

Usher (w/ Lil Jon & Ludcris)

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The Lyrics

Server's down!
Yeah OK, whatever!

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!

I'm in the club all alone, see, looking to get a cute one
Getting just a bit drunk-sy, and you know how that feels
And this girly looked pretty good to me
The way it sounded to my ear
I'd thought she'd wanna do me

Conversation was hard, see
Felt like eardrums were ready to blow
(Too loud! Too Loud!)
Said something like, "Do me, come do me!"
So I grabbed her arm to take her to the door
I said, "Baby let's go!"
What a bummer, she said

(Nope! Nope!) My esteem got low, did she trick me?
(Nope! Nope!) She got hyped up and started to scold me
(Nope! Nope!) The crazy girl started to threaten mace on me
(Nope! Nope!) Wouldn't ya know, she had really played me, Screamin'

Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope!

Any chance with her is dead now
Communication ain't gonna happen obviously
'Cause she's ready to leave
With all her friends now
Betcha 5 to 1 she's already drunk plenty
And it ain't just me

I'm a hip top cat, I'm the finest of my breed
It's true in Paris, France all la femmes worship me
So why did she say, "Nope"?
I'm like, "Hey! Explain that one for me!"
In the middle of the dance
And I asked, "Hey! Why did that happen to me?"
When she said



Look out!
Your ego's pernicious, makin' me feel so suspicious
I howl at your ugly fat jowl
Seen better face on a Gurnsey Cow
You know you're lame, I will speak the truth
Your taste in clothes is simply kaput!
Got no sense of rhythm, your dancing just blows
You got greasy hair, and zits on your nose
On your cheek you got 3 hairy moles
And you're stinky like a dumpster, weighing 300 pounds and
You drink too much, you make me sneeze
You walk in the park, the birds fall from the trees
Touch my tush once more and you'll be dead
Now let me repeat the word I had said


Jack Sprat would eat no fat
Guess I should oughta stop tryin' to play this (CLAP!)
Jack Sprat would eat no fat
Guess I should oughta stop tryin' to take this (CLAP!)
Jack Sprat would eat no fat
Guess I should oughta stop tryin' to write this (CLAP!)
Copyright 2004, Agrimorfee

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 16

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   14

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DuDe1013 - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
That was great. I couldn't stop laughing. Usher can get really annoying sometimes.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This definitely got better as it progressed, the Ludacris bit was brilliant. Having just done my French half-yearly and recieving 53%, I wish to salvage some pride by pointing out that it would be 'les femmes' 'not 'la femmes' due to the plural. Once again, the verse showing it from the girl's point of view was hilarious. 5-4-4
Kimberly G. - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Brillant! LMAo..i couldn't catch my breath
Jericho - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Holy crap man. I was thinking about writing the same thing. Whoever you are, you did one hell of a job for comedic humor.
DuDe1013 - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny! 4/5/5
Saider E. - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
The second verse kinda confused me, but then again i am slow. Good job
Charlie Decker - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
That was great! 'Yeah' is really annoying, though. 5's regardless.
Johnny D - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(May SOTM) I like anti-matter parodies - they collide with the original and the two mutually annihilate each other in an explosion of laughter!
Melhi - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
TBOS (Trying to Block Original Song) ;) Nice work. (SOTM)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(May SOTM) It's funny, but I reiterate how it sort of grew in worth. - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Guess I should oughta stop tryin’ to get the (CLAP!)

Heh heh. Funny stuff, Aggro. I liked the Gurnsey Cow verse best.
Meriadoc - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Congrats on what I strongly suspect is the first use of the word 'pernicious' in a parody! :-D
Adagio - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Really liked it....especially the ending.
neminem - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Quite nice, even though I was disappointed after the first line made me think it was going to be a parody about network failure ;-). But 5'd anyway.
John Jenkins - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked the "birds falling from trees" line.
2nz - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Liked the opening. And the ending. Good job, Agri
Agrimorfee - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Kiss my ass, Mr. Onesman.:p
The Invincibizzle - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
(Rap Contest) Yeah, yeah, thassome good parody you got going wichaself. Okay, enough of that. Honestly, the original song gets worse every time I hear it, but this parody gives me a new respect for it. 5-5-5
Claude Prez - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I remember this from the SOTM; that must've been the month I didn't do comments. Anyway, some good lines in there, though I confess I don't know the original.
Johnny D - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(Rap) See above!
martha - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
entertaining narrative ... good the way it switches at the end as others have commented also... moves along and takes you along with it...
Jeff Reuben - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job Maynard =) Actually didn't know the original but read very well
BLO-TOWN - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Well it goest fit the pacing or seem funny to me at all I"m gonna have to follow you and say "Nope". Not so good and not a rap parody but its entered into a rap contest and place above plenty of other good rap songs. In a hip-hop contest your song probably wouldn't win but it would fit since "Yeah!" is a hip-hop song. Just not very good to me...
BLO-TOWN - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart McArthur - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3N) clearly they are just TOO choosy Ag - I've always said that - this parody pre-dates me here (I was wondering how I missed commenting on a SOTM entrant) and it's masterfully written - esp for so long ago - 555
Matthias - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Will I give this parody 5's. Let's ask Usher. He says "Yeah" OKAYYYYYYYY!!! 5's it is then
Johnny D - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) What Johnny D said.
Red Ant - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Looks like you might have been a victim of a c*ck-block. This one didn't really grab me like so many of your other recent ABC entries have though; perhaps my disdain of the club scene and TOS is influencing that. Still, 544.
Cat - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) pretty much any parody of it is fine by me. Iffy pacing in places (but with this song, especially the rap sections, it's near-impossible) but the great lines more than make up for it.
tomario - January 01, 2007 - Report this comment
if we all hate this song who the hell bought it ? great parody very funny os deserved it 555
The Charnstar - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but great parody here. 5-5-5
Kristof Robertson - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3N) I must've just started on amiright when you posted this, Agri...and though I, too, despise the OS, this was a good remedy. 555
Jack Wilson - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3N) I swear I had that same idea to the same OS back thren,but you did it betetr than I couldve 5;s
Matthias - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow! This one's from 2004?! The site was around in 2004?! That's such a long time ago. This one has aged well like a fine wine.
Below Average Dave - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
I had a little trouble following the pacing here, but it was a good parody to a song that is older than I realized.
Rex - November 13, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Of course, if you did manage to start something with her, she probably would have turned out to be the girl in Dave's parody. Fun stuff here.
bobpiecheese - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Holy crap, old school alert! You took quite a few liberties with the pacing (particularly in Luda's verse) but this was still very funny, and I let the pacing slide when it comes to rap songs. 555 for this oldie!
Usher - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
you already asked me

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