Song Parodies -> Nope
| Original Song Title: | "Yeah" |
| Original Performer: | Usher (w/ Lil Jon & Ludcris) |
| Parody Song Title: | "Nope" |
| Parody Written by: | Agrimorfee |
Server's down!
Yeah OK, whatever!
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!
I'm in the club all alone, see, looking to get a cute one
Getting just a bit drunk-sy, and you know how that feels
And this girly looked pretty good to me
The way it sounded to my ear
I'd thought she'd wanna do me
Conversation was hard, see
Felt like eardrums were ready to blow
(Too loud! Too Loud!)
Said something like, "Do me, come do me!"
So I grabbed her arm to take her to the door
I said, "Baby let's go!"
What a bummer, she said
(Chorus)
(Nope! Nope!) My esteem got low, did she trick me?
(Nope! Nope!) She got hyped up and started to scold me
(Nope! Nope!) The crazy girl started to threaten mace on me
(Nope! Nope!) Wouldn't ya know, she had really played me, Screamin'
Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope!
Any chance with her is dead now
Communication ain't gonna happen obviously
'Cause she's ready to leave
With all her friends now
Betcha 5 to 1 she's already drunk plenty
And it ain't just me
I'm a hip top cat, I'm the finest of my breed
It's true in Paris, France all la femmes worship me
So why did she say, "Nope"?
I'm like, "Hey! Explain that one for me!"
In the middle of the dance
And I asked, "Hey! Why did that happen to me?"
When she said
(Chorus)
Hoo-Hah!
Look out!
Your ego's pernicious, makin' me feel so suspicious
I howl at your ugly fat jowl
Seen better face on a Gurnsey Cow
You know you're lame, I will speak the truth
Your taste in clothes is simply kaput!
Got no sense of rhythm, your dancing just blows
You got greasy hair, and zits on your nose
On your cheek you got 3 hairy moles
And you're stinky like a dumpster, weighing 300 pounds and
You drink too much, you make me sneeze
You walk in the park, the birds fall from the trees
Touch my tush once more and you'll be dead
Now let me repeat the word I had said
(Chorus)
Jack Sprat would eat no fat
Guess I should oughta stop tryin' to play this (CLAP!)
Jack Sprat would eat no fat
Guess I should oughta stop tryin' to take this (CLAP!)
Jack Sprat would eat no fat
Guess I should oughta stop tryin' to write this (CLAP!)
Yeah OK, whatever!
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!
I'm in the club all alone, see, looking to get a cute one
Getting just a bit drunk-sy, and you know how that feels
And this girly looked pretty good to me
The way it sounded to my ear
I'd thought she'd wanna do me
Conversation was hard, see
Felt like eardrums were ready to blow
(Too loud! Too Loud!)
Said something like, "Do me, come do me!"
So I grabbed her arm to take her to the door
I said, "Baby let's go!"
What a bummer, she said
(Chorus)
(Nope! Nope!) My esteem got low, did she trick me?
(Nope! Nope!) She got hyped up and started to scold me
(Nope! Nope!) The crazy girl started to threaten mace on me
(Nope! Nope!) Wouldn't ya know, she had really played me, Screamin'
Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope!
Any chance with her is dead now
Communication ain't gonna happen obviously
'Cause she's ready to leave
With all her friends now
Betcha 5 to 1 she's already drunk plenty
And it ain't just me
I'm a hip top cat, I'm the finest of my breed
It's true in Paris, France all la femmes worship me
So why did she say, "Nope"?
I'm like, "Hey! Explain that one for me!"
In the middle of the dance
And I asked, "Hey! Why did that happen to me?"
When she said
(Chorus)
Hoo-Hah!
Look out!
Your ego's pernicious, makin' me feel so suspicious
I howl at your ugly fat jowl
Seen better face on a Gurnsey Cow
You know you're lame, I will speak the truth
Your taste in clothes is simply kaput!
Got no sense of rhythm, your dancing just blows
You got greasy hair, and zits on your nose
On your cheek you got 3 hairy moles
And you're stinky like a dumpster, weighing 300 pounds and
You drink too much, you make me sneeze
You walk in the park, the birds fall from the trees
Touch my tush once more and you'll be dead
Now let me repeat the word I had said
(Chorus)
Jack Sprat would eat no fat
Guess I should oughta stop tryin' to play this (CLAP!)
Jack Sprat would eat no fat
Guess I should oughta stop tryin' to take this (CLAP!)
Jack Sprat would eat no fat
Guess I should oughta stop tryin' to write this (CLAP!)
Copyright 2004, Agrimorfee
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That was great. I couldn't stop laughing. Usher can get really annoying sometimes.
This definitely got better as it progressed, the Ludacris bit was brilliant. Having just done my French half-yearly and recieving 53%, I wish to salvage some pride by pointing out that it would be 'les femmes' 'not 'la femmes' due to the plural. Once again, the verse showing it from the girl's point of view was hilarious. 5-4-4
Brillant! LMAo..i couldn't catch my breath
Holy crap man. I was thinking about writing the same thing. Whoever you are, you did one hell of a job for comedic humor.
Funny! 4/5/5
The second verse kinda confused me, but then again i am slow. Good job
That was great! 'Yeah' is really annoying, though. 5's regardless.
(May SOTM) I like anti-matter parodies - they collide with the original and the two mutually annihilate each other in an explosion of laughter!
TBOS (Trying to Block Original Song) ;) Nice work. (SOTM)
(May SOTM) It's funny, but I reiterate how it sort of grew in worth.
Guess I should oughta stop tryin’ to get the (CLAP!)
Heh heh. Funny stuff, Aggro. I liked the Gurnsey Cow verse best.
Heh heh. Funny stuff, Aggro. I liked the Gurnsey Cow verse best.
(SOTM) Congrats on what I strongly suspect is the first use of the word 'pernicious' in a parody! :-D
(SOTM) Really liked it....especially the ending.
Quite nice, even though I was disappointed after the first line made me think it was going to be a parody about network failure ;-). But 5'd anyway.
I liked the "birds falling from trees" line.
Liked the opening. And the ending. Good job, Agri
Kiss my ass, Mr. Onesman.:p
(Rap Contest) Yeah, yeah, thassome good parody you got going wichaself. Okay, enough of that. Honestly, the original song gets worse every time I hear it, but this parody gives me a new respect for it. 5-5-5
I remember this from the SOTM; that must've been the month I didn't do comments. Anyway, some good lines in there, though I confess I don't know the original.
(Rap) See above!
entertaining narrative ... good the way it switches at the end as others have commented also... moves along and takes you along with it...
Good job Maynard =) Actually didn't know the original but read very well
Well it goest fit the pacing or seem funny to me at all I"m gonna have to follow you and say "Nope". Not so good and not a rap parody but its entered into a rap contest and place above plenty of other good rap songs. In a hip-hop contest your song probably wouldn't win but it would fit since "Yeah!" is a hip-hop song. Just not very good to me...
*doesn't
(ABC3N) clearly they are just TOO choosy Ag - I've always said that - this parody pre-dates me here (I was wondering how I missed commenting on a SOTM entrant) and it's masterfully written - esp for so long ago - 555
Will I give this parody 5's. Let's ask Usher. He says "Yeah" OKAYYYYYYYY!!! 5's it is then
(ABC) What Johnny D said.
Looks like you might have been a victim of a c*ck-block. This one didn't really grab me like so many of your other recent ABC entries have though; perhaps my disdain of the club scene and TOS is influencing that. Still, 544.
(ABC) I...hate...this...OS...so pretty much any parody of it is fine by me. Iffy pacing in places (but with this song, especially the rap sections, it's near-impossible) but the great lines more than make up for it.
if we all hate this song who the hell bought it ? great parody very funny os deserved it 555
DKTOS, but great parody here. 5-5-5
(ABC3N) I must've just started on amiright when you posted this, Agri...and though I, too, despise the OS, this was a good remedy. 555
(ABC3N) I swear I had that same idea to the same OS back thren,but you did it betetr than I couldve 5;s
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