-> "Nope"
Original Song Title:
"Yeah"
Original Performer:
Usher (w/ Lil Jon & Ludcris)
Parody Song Title:
"Nope"
The Lyrics
Server's down!
Yeah OK, whatever!
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!
I'm in the club all alone, see, looking to get a cute one
Getting just a bit drunk-sy, and you know how that feels
And this girly looked pretty good to me
The way it sounded to my ear
I'd thought she'd wanna do me
Conversation was hard, see
Felt like eardrums were ready to blow
(Too loud! Too Loud!)
Said something like, "Do me, come do me!"
So I grabbed her arm to take her to the door
I said, "Baby let's go!"
What a bummer, she said
(Chorus)
(Nope! Nope!) My esteem got low, did she trick me?
(Nope! Nope!) She got hyped up and started to scold me
(Nope! Nope!) The crazy girl started to threaten mace on me
(Nope! Nope!) Wouldn't ya know, she had really played me, Screamin'
Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope!
Any chance with her is dead now
Communication ain't gonna happen obviously
'Cause she's ready to leave
With all her friends now
Betcha 5 to 1 she's already drunk plenty
And it ain't just me
I'm a hip top cat, I'm the finest of my breed
It's true in Paris, France all la femmes worship me
So why did she say, "Nope"?
I'm like, "Hey! Explain that one for me!"
In the middle of the dance
And I asked, "Hey! Why did that happen to me?"
When she said
(Chorus)
Hoo-Hah!
Look out!
Your ego's pernicious, makin' me feel so suspicious
I howl at your ugly fat jowl
Seen better face on a Gurnsey Cow
You know you're lame, I will speak the truth
Your taste in clothes is simply kaput!
Got no sense of rhythm, your dancing just blows
You got greasy hair, and zits on your nose
On your cheek you got 3 hairy moles
And you're stinky like a dumpster, weighing 300 pounds and
You drink too much, you make me sneeze
You walk in the park, the birds fall from the trees
Touch my tush once more and you'll be dead
Now let me repeat the word I had said
(Chorus)
Jack Sprat would eat no fat
Guess I should oughta stop tryin' to play this (CLAP!)
Jack Sprat would eat no fat
Guess I should oughta stop tryin' to take this (CLAP!)
Jack Sprat would eat no fat
Guess I should oughta stop tryin' to write this (CLAP!)
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How Funny: | 4.6 | |
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