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Song Parodies -> "My Poo"

Original Song Title:

"My Boo"

Original Performer:

Usher featuring alicia keys

Parody Song Title:

"My Poo"

Parody Written by:

Kaleb Trujillo and Jacob Figueroa

The Lyrics

yo dizzle this is off the chizzle haha SON
There's always that one person
that will always have like to fart
You never see it coming cause
they blind you from the start
Know that you're that one for me,
it's clear for everyone to see
crap stains yeah (owwww!), you will always be my poo
Alicia Keys
I don't know about y'all but I
know about us and uhh! it's the only way we know how to crap(repeat)
Usher Verse
Do you remember girl, who was
the one who gave you your first fart
Cause I remember girl who was the one
who said push from your heart
Even before all the stains and pee pee making its way
Girl I was there and you were my crap stains
Chorus:
Usher
I farted when we were younger and you went blind(my poo)
then I hershey squirted in your in your eyes (my poo)
Even though we use to poopoo it's alright
(it's alright girl, that's okay)
And if we haven't seen each other in a while,
but you will always be my poo
Alicia
Now if you squirted when we were younger you were fine
And when I see the stains from time to
time I still feel like, (that's my crap stains)
And if I see poo no matter how I try to not cry(I can't hide it)
And even though there's another poopoo on its way I know theres another coming today
Alicia Verse
Yes I remember boy, cause after my stains I didn't know who to blaim
Yes I remember boy, the moment
I knew I should of wiped it on you
Even before all the stains and peepee making its way
I was there and you were my crap stains
Chorus:
Usher Usher
I farted when we were younger and you went blind(my poo)
then I hershey squirted in your in your eyes (my poo)
Even though we use to poopoo it's alright
(it's alright girl, that's okay)
And if we haven't seen each other in a while,
but you will always be my poo
Alicia
Now if you squirted when we were younger you were fine
And when I see the stains from time to
time I still feel like, (that's my crap stains)
And if I see poo no matter how I try to not cry(I can't hide it)
And even though there's another poopoo on its way I know theres another coming today

Bridge
My ooh my ohh my ohh my ohh my poo (repeat)
i tolld you so how yall fools lizzle dizzat HUH!!!!

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Courtney Gripling (loves will paterson, hates simon cowell) - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Man, you got a great parody there! You should have turned it into an MP3, although you may have to revise it a bit. LOL!! - CG = )

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